Aw no need to call the jazz police, that was fun. A great group of fellas, having fun.
I have to say I agree about the hotrods. Notice how an actual stick was needed to achieve a cutting cross stick back-beat on the snare. May as well go with two sticks. I used to bring rods to small gigs and I always kind of regretted it. It feels like playing with rods prevents much of the actual technique of the player to come through in the sound. And of course, they don't really bring out the sound of cymbals and drums.
This seems especially important in some jazz music. Rods just kind of "feather" the ride cymbal. And even if your BL thinks that would be better, just do what Xstr8 said and sneak a little stick in there. The sound of a real wooden tip on the bow of the ride cymbal will be much acceptable in the final mix. The sound of wood tip on jazzy bronze is, to me, the quintessential note in the mix. Hotrods just aren't worthy of the tradition.
The most fun I ever had with a hotrod was playing hard rimmy 2/4 backbeats with the snares turned off. Like for hiphop, etc.