felonious69

(Time to go) Are you feeling okay?

If I wanted advice on what to eat, I’d talk to a fully-qualified dietician. Not a cross-section of quacks from the Internet and that...

That would be a good idea for us not-quite-drummers. YouTube can be a goldmine of valuable information. Everything from drums, guitar...

Yeah, but WHAT KIND of tambourine do they have!?!?!?!

Just yesterday, I had three winning lottery tickets...THREE!!! Two dollars each! Only cost me thirty dollars! I put it all back into...

I used a drum stick on a vampire once. Turns out it was a werewolf. I'm dead now. Back to the stupid humor thread.

This "Confucius says" one is pretty funny.

I laugh all the time. I have to. Steven Wright: I went fishing once with Salvador Dali. He used a dotted line. Caught every other fish...

Huh I’m not sayin’ nuttin’ evoking my right to not say anything stupid that might incriminate my stupidity. Or anything idiotic exposing...

Mr Strange. I am still existing... just been living life and doing a little bit of "contemplating". I myself would jam/practice more if...

Did I already tell the one about the jazz bassist taking an orchestra gig? The conductor hires a jazzer in desperation, and sure enough...

Honeymoon We booked a 5 star superior hotel with a rooftop pool and sauna - and this is how it looks what they call "booked out"...

Congratulations sir!! By the way, you both look incredible at 50. You sure you didn't mean 30?

I Got Married! Believe it or not - there is a beautiful, intelligent, loving, warmhearted, awesome and incredibly cute girl who dared to...

She sends me lots of stuff. I'm just gonna start sticking them here. Feel free to do the same.