The nightmare we've all had!

[Mozart1220]

My throne is an office chair with the arms and back removed. No chance of that "accident" happening, though the throne that came with the kit looked like it was imminent.

 

[Angus Macinnes]

Call me simple, I like crappy jokes.

 

[J-Boogie]

Ouch, maybe I better settle down lol

 

[Dr_Watso]

Call me simple, I like crappy jokes.

Okay then, Simple I Like Crappy Jokes. Nice to meet you!

You coulda picked a shorter new name, though.

 

[Macarina]

The nightmare we’ve all had? Uh Nooooooo... until now.

 

[Midnite Zephyr]

I can't tell if this is another illusionist or not. It looks like there was already a hole in it.

https://i.imgur.com/Pb5gTJW.gif

 

[Dr_Watso]

I can't tell if this is another illusionist or not. It looks like there was already a hole in it.

https://i.imgur.com/Pb5gTJW.gif

Yea, he didn't even fall far enough for the length of the metal shaft we can see.

 

[PorkPieGuy]

I wonder if he borrowed that stool from Matt Lauer's office?

 

[GetAgrippa]

Aside from the "corny" gag what really shocks me is no else has reported the man-eating kick drum- logically I must be the only person to survive such an attack. Guess I'm too old and sinewy-and tough for their taste. It's a miracle!