I'm not guaranteeing that the review isn't a joke. It may very well be exactly that. I just wouldn't be all that surprised if it were a real account. I've heard stranger things in my time on earth.
And one day, those ultra-rare DW mini lawn mowers will be worth a pretty penny!The same goes for your Pebble Beach satire. Had you referred to a different company, the narrative would have been an obvious hoax, but it's perfectly consistent with the cited manufacturer's mindset. I still expect the series to be available in autumn.