With my "Adonis" good looks the cowbell has been a useful decoy so they go for it rather than me. If that doesn't work I bring out the wood block, then the tambourine. Such delusions have kept me happy for years. I don't need to get pierced with studs-because I already am one. ROFL. Oh wait-I'm so handsome I have to beat women off with a stick-fortunately I have two. They just keep "rolling".