Whose voice would you like to have counting on your metronome?


I can see why Scarlett Johansson is in the running. But, the real deal is: Charlize Theron.


Gold Member
Morgan Freeman- for when your drumming needs that extra bit of gravitas.
(Plus he's the voice for just about everything else so why not)?


Gold Member
Ha! "Not James Earl Jones? Who wouldn't want Darth Vader counting for you? "

I gave this some thought! To borrow one of my favorite movie lines...

"drumming is life! Get busy and practice!"

Dave A

Ted Cassidy aka Lurch from the Addams family.
Lemmy would be cool.
Ozzy would take a while with his stammer, but he'd get there eventually.

Anon La Ply

I want a cowbell or woodblock sound. Not a voice - and especially not a sexy voice. You need voices that cut through like Frau Farbissina or Jerry Lewis.

The SunDog

Vincent Price
James Mason
William Shatner
Bela Lugosi
Boris Karloff
Peter Lorre
Yoda - "Count not the beats per measure, that is the way to the dark side! Feel, feel the beats, only then will your training be complete.


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This thread is a scream! Mr. Pockets you've done it again! Julia Child, priceless. Nipsey Russell? How about Flip Wilson as Geraldine?

You could have a whole sub section devoted to Mel Blanc: Yosemite Sam, Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn, Tweety Bird, Sylvester, Porky Pig...a-ba-dee1, ab a dee 2...

Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster

Yogi Bear

Mr and Mrs. Howell from Gilligan's Island, Mr Howell on the down beats and Mrs Howell on the upbeats.
Showing your age here Larry :)