Whose voice would you like to have counting on your metronome?


Platinum Member
I don't know what I prefer, but I just had a blast playing to Flava-Flav and Little John samples.

Uhnnnn, Yeah, C'mon, What?!?!

Positioned sparsely over a couple measures.


Gold Member
This was my first choice on opening the thread. There'd be no missing that cue!
Of course there must be commentary interspersed with the simple counting.

"You call those RUDIMENTS? When I was in the RAF we FARTED better rudiments than that!"



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Christopher Walken.
J.K. Simmons (from "Whiplash").
R. Lee Ermey. Counting triplets: "ONE MAGGOT, TWO MAGGOT..........


"Uncle Larry"
This could so be a lucrative app. Make a smartphone metronome that you can upload...any sound you want.

I'd buy the Scooby Doo one for sure lol.


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Many may not appreciate these but Susan St. James or Demi Moore! Love those sultry raspy voices!

Christopher Walken! That is funny!

The SunDog

Nipsy Russell

Charles Barkley

Julia Child

Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs


"Uncle Larry"
This thread is a scream! Mr. Pockets you've done it again! Julia Child, priceless. Nipsey Russell? How about Flip Wilson as Geraldine?

You could have a whole sub section devoted to Mel Blanc: Yosemite Sam, Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn, Tweety Bird, Sylvester, Porky Pig...a-ba-dee1, ab a dee 2...

Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster

Yogi Bear

Mr and Mrs. Howell from Gilligan's Island, Mr Howell on the down beats and Mrs Howell on the upbeats.