What is your favorite drummer joke?

[satisfiedwimp]

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna1, Anna2

 

[felonious69]

Was looking at Musician's Friend/Used gear/Drums and percussion, and I thought:
Man! Drummers give away cymbals for money almost as much as bass guitarists give away pizzas for money!

(Sorry, bassists...had to)

 

[Ronzo]

How do you keep a drummer in suspense?

 

[toddmc]

How do you keep a drummer in suspense?

How? HOW, DAMMIT??!!

 

[Bozozoid]

The guitarist of a band walks into their rehearsal room and sees the bassist and the drummer having an argument
Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"

Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."

Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"

Bassist: "He won't tell me which one

 

[satisfiedwimp]

How do you keep a drummer in suspense?

keeping the pace for soldiers marching

 

[Dibalo Jonze]

Have you ever heard the one about the drummer who played his whole life without ear protection?

Don’t worry, he hasn’t heard it either.

 

[doggyd69b]

Pamela Anderson was a tattoo? Wow. Redefining 3D.

No, Pamela Anderson WAS a beautiful woman...

 

[felonious69]

No, Pamela Anderson WAS a beautiful woman...

When she was the Labatt's Beer poster girl, she looked human. REAL human.

 

[satisfiedwimp]

Had drum lessons for five years

Just to find out that girls love the guitar players

 

[Neilage]

 

[jeetsbadger]

No, Pamela Anderson WAS a beautiful woman...

Obviously, she is a beautiful woman.

 

[jeetsbadger]

What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.