The guitarist of a band walks into their rehearsal room and sees the bassist and the drummer having an argument
Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"
Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."
Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"
Bassist: "He won't tell me which one
So, the drummer makes it home from the gig,
puts his car in the garage, unloads all his equipment,
and his wife comes in to greet him and says...
"Honey, did you put the cat out?"
"I didn't know he was on fire."