What is your favorite drummer joke?

felonious69

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Was looking at Musician's Friend/Used gear/Drums and percussion, and I thought:
Man! Drummers give away cymbals for money almost as much as bass guitarists give away pizzas for money!

(Sorry, bassists...had to)
 

Bozozoid

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The guitarist of a band walks into their rehearsal room and sees the bassist and the drummer having an argument
Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"

Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."

Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"

Bassist: "He won't tell me which one
 

felonious69

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(stolen from Drew Hastings)

A drummer who hasn't been playing out, is hurting for cash.
To let go of some stress, he and his girl watch a movie...Indecent Proposal.
After the movie she asks: Would you take a million dollars for someone to sleep with me?
He replies: Well hell yeah! But let's be serious, I mean, we don't know anyone with a million dollars.
But I CAN GET...twenty dollars, fifty thousand times!
 

wraub

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The guitarist of a band walks into their rehearsal room and sees the bassist and the drummer having an argument
Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"

Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."

Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"

Bassist: "He won't tell me which one

A dad gets his aspiring kid some bass lessons. After the first one, he asks the kid how it's going. The kid says, "I learned the first five notes on the two low strings."
After the second lesson, the dad asks again, and the kid says, "I learned the first 5 notes on the top two strings."
The next day, the dad notices the kid isn't at the lesson- he asks, "Why aren't you at your lesson?"
The kid says, "I have a gig."
 

ToneT

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So, the drummer makes it home from the gig,
puts his car in the garage, unloads all his equipment,
and his wife comes in to greet him and says...

"Honey, did you put the cat out?"
he says,
"I didn't know he was on fire."
 

Xstr8edgtnrdrmrX

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So, the drummer makes it home from the gig,
puts his car in the garage, unloads all his equipment,
and his wife comes in to greet him and says...

"Honey, did you put the cat out?"
he says,
"I didn't know he was on fire."

funniest part about that joke is that the drummer has a wife and a house....
 
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