What is your favorite drummer joke?


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Was looking at Musician's Friend/Used gear/Drums and percussion, and I thought:
Man! Drummers give away cymbals for money almost as much as bass guitarists give away pizzas for money!

(Sorry, bassists...had to)


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The guitarist of a band walks into their rehearsal room and sees the bassist and the drummer having an argument
Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"

Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."

Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"

Bassist: "He won't tell me which one