What is your favorite drummer joke?

felonious69

Well-known member
A drummer, exhausted from years and years of trying to find his ex girlfriends killer, thinks he finally found him!
Now he just needs to line up enough gigs to pay for it.
 

felonious69

Well-known member
The drummer was anxious because his new girl was coming to see band practice!
He told his band mates that she was his future trophy wife.
When she arrived, the rest of the band were taken aback.
The keyboardist says to the bassist "That doesn't look like trophy wife material to me"!
Bassist says "Well, not everyone gets the first place trophy...some even just get a plaque".
 
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SomeBadDrummer

Well-known member
So three guys walk into a bar: a leprechaun, an ogre and a drummer. You can guess the rest.
Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.
 

Quai34

Junior Member
How do you know there is a drummer at your door? The knocking always speeds up...
 

Supergrobi

Technical Supervisor
A guy with drumsticks in his trousers pocket and another one with a guitar case on his back standing at a taxi stand. Who's the professional musician?
The taxi driver.
 

SomeBadDrummer

Well-known member
Three people walk into a bar: a millionaire, a prostitute, and a drummer. Who leaves with better rhythm but still poor?
(please pm me if you need the answer)
 
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