A drummer, exhausted from years and years of trying to find his ex girlfriends killer, thinks he finally found him!
Now he just needs to line up enough gigs to pay for it.
The drummer was anxious because his new girl was coming to see band practice!
He told his band mates that she was his future trophy wife.
When she arrived, the rest of the band were taken aback.
The keyboardist says to the bassist "That doesn't look like trophy wife material to me"!
Bassist says "Well, not everyone gets the first place trophy...some even just get a plaque".
Three people walk into a bar: a millionaire, a prostitute, and a drummer. Who leaves with better rhythm but still poor?
(please pm me if you need the answer)