What is your favorite drummer joke?

[felonious69]

A drummer, exhausted from years and years of trying to find his ex girlfriends killer, thinks he finally found him!
Now he just needs to line up enough gigs to pay for it.

 

[DrumDoug]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.....

Ba Dum Ching!

 

[Dr_Watso]

Ask the same drummer how may syllables are in the word "triplet".

I just counted out three.

Tri-Pa-Let

 

[someguy01]

That I fancy myself competent with the drums. It's funny af, trust me.

 

[felonious69]

The drummer was anxious because his new girl was coming to see band practice!
He told his band mates that she was his future trophy wife.
When she arrived, the rest of the band were taken aback.
The keyboardist says to the bassist "That doesn't look like trophy wife material to me"!
Bassist says "Well, not everyone gets the first place trophy...some even just get a plaque".

 

[SomeBadDrummer]

So three guys walk into a bar: a leprechaun, an ogre and a drummer. You can guess the rest.
Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.

 

[Quai34]

How do you know there is a drummer at your door? The knocking always speeds up...

 

[Supergrobi]

A guy with drumsticks in his trousers pocket and another one with a guitar case on his back standing at a taxi stand. Who's the professional musician?

Spoiler

The taxi driver.

 

[MrPockets]

 

[someguy01]

How do you know there is a drummer at your door? The knocking always speeds up...

 

[SomeBadDrummer]

Three people walk into a bar: a millionaire, a prostitute, and a drummer. Who leaves with better rhythm but still poor?
(please pm me if you need the answer)

 

[iCe]

66Seamus (no typo, Seamus is a cool name) is hilarious!

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Who has 2 drumsticks and needs a beer?
Not a joke though, but works well when you're playing LiveAid and you need refreshments

 

[bud7h4]

How many drummers does it take to hammer in a light bulb?

 

[felonious69]

How many drummers does it take to hammer in a light bulb?

Just one...but it's still dark...WEIRD!

 

[MrInsanePolack]

My wife just told me this. I'm sorry.


Why did the Turkey play the drums in his band?

He already had drumsticks.

 

[DrummerJustLikeDad]

My wife just told me this. I'm sorry.
Why did the Turkey play the drums in his band?
He already had drumsticks.

I gotta admit, I sure love drumsticks on an old tom.

Don’t forget though, you can get cymbals from Turkey too.

 

[Local Oaf]

That I fancy myself competent with the drums. It's funny af, trust me.

Oof. Same

 

[Morrisman]

How do you know there is a drummer at your door? The knocking always speeds up...

How do you know if there’s a singer at your door?

Because they never know when to come in, and once they work that out, they can never find the key.

 

[Bozozoid]

How many musicians are in the band?...5...4 musicians and a drummer.

 

[ToneT]

The Polish drummer who shot an arrow in the sky and missed.