What is your favorite drummer joke?

felonious69

Well-known member
Man some of these are just awful. And no I cant do any better.

Not drums, but why do bagpipe players (bagpipist? -piper? Anyone know?) walk while they play?




To get away from all the noise!
Amazing that they always play Amazing Grace too...Not religious but every time they start I pray they'll stop!
 

felonious69

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A drummer and a guitarist are talking and all of a sudden the drummer whacks himself in the crotch with a bass mallet.
Guitar player says woah man what are you doing!?!?
Drummer says I'm smacking my crotch with a mallet, and does it again!
Guitar player says Doesn't that hurt like hell?
Drummer says yeah, but it really makes bass guitar players mad.
 

TJK

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On the Howard Stern show 2 days ago they were talking about how Lars is one of the best drummers ever. You have no idea how bad I wanted to call in.
Richard Christy is a phenomenal drummer. He works in the show and along with sal are the only funny ones left
 

felonious69

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GF looked up...Found Lars Ulrich...Metallica
Then I looked here...he's on the list.
Lists don't lie, they are like polls, so he must be great.
 

felonious69

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Is Lars at least as good as the greats? Like Millie Vanillie's drummer?
 

Al Strange

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GF looked up...Found Lars Ulrich...Metallica
Then I looked here...he's on the list.
Lists don't lie, they are like polls, so he must be great.
To be fair to Lars, in his younger years he did some great stuff and was very influential, His drum sound on the black album is thunderous and his playing on that album was perfect for those songs.(y):)
 

felonious69

Well-known member
Drummer comes home from a LONG day of practice.
Heads to the bathroom and grabs a couple aspirin and a little paper cup of water.
Heads to the living room and, handing these to his wife says:
"Here ya go, Honey".
She looks puzzled and says:
"What's this?. I don't have a headache".
"AHA!!!!!!" He says
 

MrInsanePolack

Platinum Member
He hosted my friend’s band’s benefit festival a few times. This picture from the first one kills me.

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Got to play a show with Richard's band Burning Inside, got to play on his massive red Pearl kit. The evening ended very similarly for Richard as in the above picture! I think it was a minivan though.
 
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