What is your favorite drummer joke?

stivcee

Junior Member
Not a drummer joke, but one of my favorites:

What's the difference between a trombone player and a frog walking down the street?

The frog's got a gig.
 

oldmetalhead

Junior Member
OK I built on this with the help of one other person.
How many drummer jokes are there?
At least a Zildjian. Copy and Paiste this too all your drummer friends.
I guarantee however that Meinl but the funniest.
But I will Sabian the best for last.
 

bud7h4

Silver Member
What does a blonde drummer say when she finds out she's pregnant?
(giggles) Is it mine?
This is the premise of a Maury Povich episode parody.

"I know I ain't the momma, that baby don't even look like me!"
I think Rita Rudner made a similar joke, something along the lines of "I am married, no children . . . . . . . well, none that I know of, (bragging snicker)."
 

felonious69

Well-known member
A drummer, whose day job is working at a funeral parlor was talking to the widow.
She tells him that she likes her husband in his blue suit, but that he really loved his pinstripe.
Drummer opens the door behind him and yells into the back room:
"Switch the heads on two and four".
 

bud7h4

Silver Member
OK I built on this with the help of one other person.
How many drummer jokes are there?
At least a Zildjian. Copy and Paiste this too all your drummer friends.
I guarantee however that Meinl but the funniest.
But I will Sabian the best for last.
I like that one. It's Dry but Dark and a bit RUDE. If you don't like it and think it sounds too Trashy or has has offensive Overtones, you need to come down off your High Hat. Life's too short, enjoy the Ride.
 
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