What does a blonde drummer say when she finds out she's pregnant?
(giggles) Is it mine?
I think Rita Rudner made a similar joke, something along the lines of "I am married, no children . . . . . . . well, none that I know of, (bragging snicker)."This is the premise of a Maury Povich episode parody.
"I know I ain't the momma, that baby don't even look like me!"
I like that one. It's Dry but Dark and a bit RUDE. If you don't like it and think it sounds too Trashy or has has offensive Overtones, you need to come down off your High Hat. Life's too short, enjoy the Ride.OK I built on this with the help of one other person.
How many drummer jokes are there?
At least a Zildjian. Copy and Paiste this too all your drummer friends.
I guarantee however that Meinl but the funniest.
But I will Sabian the best for last.