What is your favorite drummer joke?

MrInsanePolack

Platinum Member
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We leave the lighting to the divas.

Alternate answer: One.

How do you know the drummer is King/Queen of the band?
He/She is the one sitting on the throne.
 

GetAgrippa

Platinum Member
I remember this old joke (I've posted this before):
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream. Haha,hahahahahah.
This isn't a joke but the Ballad of Ringo Starr worth a few laughs.
Oh man there's a mention of Leonard Skinner in Hello Muddah Hello Faddah.
 
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Vintage Old School

Gold Member
The least used sentence in the English language:
"Hey, isn't that the drummer's Lamborghini?"
 

Yamaha Rider

Well-known member
Drummer decides he's sick of not being considered intelligent enough to be a 'real' musician, and decides to learn some other instruments.
Goes to the music shop, has a browse and says to the salesman - "I'd like to buy the red trumpet and the white accordion please."
Salesman has a think and says "Ok. You can have the fire extinguisher - but I'm not taking that radiator off the wall".
 

Yamaha Rider

Well-known member
I remember this old joke (I've posted this before):
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream. Haha,hahahahahah.
This isn't a joke but the Ballad of Ringo Starr worth a few laughs.
Oh man there's a mention of Leonard Skinner in Hello Muddah Hello Faddah.
Ringo vid unavailable!
 

Yamaha Rider

Well-known member
Drummer decides he's sick of not being considered intelligent enough to be a 'real' musician, and decides to learn some other instruments.
Goes to the music shop, has a browse and says to the salesman - "I'd like to buy the red trumpet and the white accordion please."
Salesman has a think and says "Ok. You can have the fire extinguisher - but I'm not taking that radiator off the wall".
A Ken Bruce, BBC Radio 2 joke there. ?
 
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