What is your favorite drummer joke?


Junior Member
I hope I have this joke correct but this is how I remember someone telling it to me.
Q. How many drummer jokes are there?
A. There must be a Zildjian
But I can send them all to you if i copy and Paiste.

Did I get that right or did I mess it up?


Platinum Member
I remember this old joke (I've posted this before):
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream. Haha,hahahahahah.
This isn't a joke but the Ballad of Ringo Starr worth a few laughs.
Oh man there's a mention of Leonard Skinner in Hello Muddah Hello Faddah.
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Platinum Member
I always liked the old joke about the drummer who locked his keys in his car.

The bass player was trapped inside for an hour before the locksmith arrived