What is your favorite drummer joke?

[oldmetalhead]

I hope I have this joke correct but this is how I remember someone telling it to me.
Q. How many drummer jokes are there?
A. There must be a Zildjian
But I can send them all to you if i copy and Paiste.

Did I get that right or did I mess it up?

 

[Vintage Old School]

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"

 

[cbphoto]

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We leave the lighting to the divas.

 

[beatdat]

What's the last thing a drummer says to his bandmates?

"Hey guys, want to try one of my songs?"

 

[MrInsanePolack]

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We leave the lighting to the divas.

Alternate answer: One.

How do you know the drummer is King/Queen of the band?
He/She is the one sitting on the throne.

 

[bermuda]

My drummer helped me
Count the syllables in this
Haiku

 

[GetAgrippa]

I remember this old joke (I've posted this before):
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream. Haha,hahahahahah.
This isn't a joke but the Ballad of Ringo Starr worth a few laughs.

Oh man there's a mention of Leonard Skinner in Hello Muddah Hello Faddah.

 

[KamaK]

I always liked the old joke about the drummer who locked his keys in his car.

Spoiler

The bass player was trapped inside for an hour before the locksmith arrived

 

[specgrade]

How do you keep a drummer in suspense?

 

[Vintage Old School]

The least used sentence in the English language:
"Hey, isn't that the drummer's Lamborghini?"

 

[KamaK]

My drummer helped me
Count the syllables in this
Haiku

Ask the same drummer how may syllables are in the word "triplet".

 

[PorkPieGuy]

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

 

[johnwesley]

Mickey Dolenz

 

[rhumbagirl]

I'd rather play the butt end of a trad player's stick than a joke any day!

 

[Yamaha Rider]

Drummer decides he's sick of not being considered intelligent enough to be a 'real' musician, and decides to learn some other instruments.
Goes to the music shop, has a browse and says to the salesman - "I'd like to buy the red trumpet and the white accordion please."
Salesman has a think and says "Ok. You can have the fire extinguisher - but I'm not taking that radiator off the wall".

 

[mrthirsty]

Q: How do you know the stage is level?

A: The drummer is drooling out both sides of his/her mouth.

 

[wraub]

How do you get a drummer away from your door?

Pay him for the pizza.


In fairness, I know some good bass player jokes, too.

 

[Yamaha Rider]

I remember this old joke (I've posted this before):
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream. Haha,hahahahahah.
This isn't a joke but the Ballad of Ringo Starr worth a few laughs.

Oh man there's a mention of Leonard Skinner in Hello Muddah Hello Faddah.

Ringo vid unavailable!

 

[Yamaha Rider]

Drummer decides he's sick of not being considered intelligent enough to be a 'real' musician, and decides to learn some other instruments.
Goes to the music shop, has a browse and says to the salesman - "I'd like to buy the red trumpet and the white accordion please."
Salesman has a think and says "Ok. You can have the fire extinguisher - but I'm not taking that radiator off the wall".

A Ken Bruce, BBC Radio 2 joke there.

 

[dboomer]

Leaving your stick on the dashboard So you can park in handicapped zones.