What is your favorite drummer joke?

[oldmetalhead]

I hope I have this joke correct but this is how I remember someone telling it to me.
Q. How many drummer jokes are there?
A. There must be a Zildjian
But I can send them all to you if i copy and Paiste.

Did I get that right or did I mess it up?

 

[Vintage Old School]

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"

 

[cbphoto]

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We leave the lighting to the divas.

 

[beatdat]

What's the last thing a drummer says to his bandmates?

"Hey guys, want to try one of my songs?"

 

[MrInsanePolack]

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We leave the lighting to the divas.

Alternate answer: One.

How do you know the drummer is King/Queen of the band?
He/She is the one sitting on the throne.

 

[bermuda]

My drummer helped me
Count the syllables in this
Haiku

 

[GetAgrippa]

I remember this old joke (I've posted this before):
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream. Haha,hahahahahah.
This isn't a joke but the Ballad of Ringo Starr worth a few laughs.

Oh man there's a mention of Leonard Skinner in Hello Muddah Hello Faddah.

 

[KamaK]

I always liked the old joke about the drummer who locked his keys in his car.

Spoiler

The bass player was trapped inside for an hour before the locksmith arrived

 

[specgrade]

How do you keep a drummer in suspense?

 

[Vintage Old School]

The least used sentence in the English language:
"Hey, isn't that the drummer's Lamborghini?"

 

[KamaK]

My drummer helped me
Count the syllables in this
Haiku

Ask the same drummer how may syllables are in the word "triplet".

 

[PorkPieGuy]

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.