First, it boggles my mind people keep linking professional music with sex.Reading what I read here in this thread, it's amazing anyone wants to do music full time. The money sucks, the food sucks, the hours suck.
All the suckiness doesn't outweigh the advantages IMO. Hey I dig having sex too, but I don't want to do it for a living.
If you are in financial business and driving a Porsche you probably have sex more often than a poorly paid musician who is in a different town every night for 10 months of the year. I often play an exhausting 2hr show. You get 6 hours sleep before lobby call to fly to the next town, rinse and repeat. I'm not gong to be up all night having sex.
Or you are on a tour bus overnight with ten other guys.
No one goes full time musician for the money, the food, or 9-5 hours. People go into it because they want to play music every day, not fit it n around another demanding career
You CAN make good money and you CAN eat well and have nice hotels. It's not a given that everything is gong to 'suck' if you are a professional musician.