I don't know man, I love your wacky topics in a big way, but drumming and cute don't seem like they belong in the same sentence. Unless you're a female drummer. I like Meytal Cohen's great smile. That's cute. It's OK for a woman to say a male drummer is cute, but it feels creepy saying that Alex Van Halen for instance makes cute faces when he plays. I don't really think that Alex Van Halen makes cute faces when he plays, I just used him as an example of someone who isn't cute at all.
Also, by definition, if something is cute, does it really matter who provided said cuteness? I'm getting the feeling that this thread is a passive aggressive swipe at guitarists.
Is there anything you want to say to the guitarists in the audience?