Son of Vistalite Black
Well-known Member
Being awarded a Doctorate places the recipient in one of the most exclusive clubs in the known world -- literally in the 99th percentile in the U.S. and in even more rarified air worldwide.
Before getting to the list, it should be observed that all of the conferring schools are even worse at football than Son of Vistalite's alma mater, the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill (BA., poli. sci.) It should also be noted that Berklee awards doctorates annually to folks like Justin Timberlake, David Bowie and, quite occasionally, to drummers.
It's also interesting to imagine how rocket scientists, surgeons and other egg heads perceive PhD. sheepskins being awarded for "Eat 'Em and Smile" or "Eat to the Beat."
For the parents who shelled out enough cash each semester to buy an A&F drum set, what better day could be imagined than seeing your not-brightest child receive a four-year degree and then having the additional joy of being addressed by one of Son of Vistalite Black's favorite Dr. Drummers:
20. Don "No Contest" Henley - Eagles - Berklee College of Music
19. Will Champion - Coldplay - University of Southampton
18. Sheila E. -- Prince -- Berklee College of Music
17. Peter Erskine -- Weather Report -- Berklee College of Music
16. Victor Lewis -- Stan Getz Quartet, etc. -- University of Nebraska-Lincoln
15. Elvin Jones -- John Coltrane Quartet -- Berklee College of Music
14. Nick Mason -- Pink Floyd -- Westminster University (in Architecture!)
13. Teri Lyne Carrington - Berklee College of Music
12. Fergal Lawler -- The Cranberries -- University of Limerick
11. Harvey Mason -- Bjork, Carlos Santana - Berklee College of Music
10.Gregg Bissonette -- David Lee Roth -- Berklee College of Music
9. Abe Labriol Jr. -- McCartney -- Berklee College of Music
8. Steve Gadd -- Steely Dan, etc. -- Berklee and the University of Rochester
7. Art Blakey -- Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers -- Berklee College of Music
6. Clem Burke -- Blondie, Ramones (3 gigs) - University of Gloucestershire
5. Max Weinberg -- The E Street Band -- Lafayette College
4. Roger Taylor -- Queen -- Plymouth University
3. Bernard Purdie -- The Beatles -- Five Towns College
2. Neil Peart - RUSH — Nipissing University (really!)
1. Buddy Rich - The Buddy Rich Band -- Berklee College of Music
Edited 2/17/24 to add Nipissing University. The school name was initially perceived as an attempt at humor.
Before getting to the list, it should be observed that all of the conferring schools are even worse at football than Son of Vistalite's alma mater, the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill (BA., poli. sci.) It should also be noted that Berklee awards doctorates annually to folks like Justin Timberlake, David Bowie and, quite occasionally, to drummers.
It's also interesting to imagine how rocket scientists, surgeons and other egg heads perceive PhD. sheepskins being awarded for "Eat 'Em and Smile" or "Eat to the Beat."
For the parents who shelled out enough cash each semester to buy an A&F drum set, what better day could be imagined than seeing your not-brightest child receive a four-year degree and then having the additional joy of being addressed by one of Son of Vistalite Black's favorite Dr. Drummers:
20. Don "No Contest" Henley - Eagles - Berklee College of Music
19. Will Champion - Coldplay - University of Southampton
18. Sheila E. -- Prince -- Berklee College of Music
17. Peter Erskine -- Weather Report -- Berklee College of Music
16. Victor Lewis -- Stan Getz Quartet, etc. -- University of Nebraska-Lincoln
15. Elvin Jones -- John Coltrane Quartet -- Berklee College of Music
14. Nick Mason -- Pink Floyd -- Westminster University (in Architecture!)
13. Teri Lyne Carrington - Berklee College of Music
12. Fergal Lawler -- The Cranberries -- University of Limerick
11. Harvey Mason -- Bjork, Carlos Santana - Berklee College of Music
10.Gregg Bissonette -- David Lee Roth -- Berklee College of Music
9. Abe Labriol Jr. -- McCartney -- Berklee College of Music
8. Steve Gadd -- Steely Dan, etc. -- Berklee and the University of Rochester
7. Art Blakey -- Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers -- Berklee College of Music
6. Clem Burke -- Blondie, Ramones (3 gigs) - University of Gloucestershire
5. Max Weinberg -- The E Street Band -- Lafayette College
4. Roger Taylor -- Queen -- Plymouth University
3. Bernard Purdie -- The Beatles -- Five Towns College
2. Neil Peart - RUSH — Nipissing University (really!)
1. Buddy Rich - The Buddy Rich Band -- Berklee College of Music
Edited 2/17/24 to add Nipissing University. The school name was initially perceived as an attempt at humor.
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