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When was this? I haven't encountered a stripper since 1986. Have I missed anything?
Heh heh, before your time, 1976ish?
Now I bear an uncanny resemblance to the guy in the audience.
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When was this? I haven't encountered a stripper since 1986. Have I missed anything?
Dr_Watso said:I don't know how you'd find the energy to play after a full set of stripping, but I do commend. I bet the ladies love that "Larry the electrician" theme. I assume there's plenty of industry jargon for innuendo. "Watch out ladies! He's going to upgrade your circuit to 30A, but has to turn off the juice to get started!"
I don't know how you'd find the energy to play after a full set of stripping, but I do commend. I bet the ladies love that "Larry the electrician" theme. I assume there's plenty of industry jargon for innuendo. "Watch out ladies! He's going to upgrade your circuit to 30A, but has to turn off the juice to get started!"
I need to go to more 18th birthdays. 21st aren't quite as bad.
My birthday this year consisted of sitting on the sofa and playing Kerbal Space Program. I'm so extreme. I was thinking about pole dancers though. Does that count?
When was this? I haven't encountered a stripper since 1986. Have I missed anything?
He set the Guinness World Record that night. A bed of nails, see-sawing two girls on a plank supported by a fulcrum that was resting on the chest of the guy that was on the bed of nails (I happened to be in a band with that gentleman many years ago) and a number of other interesting displays.
It was quite a small venue last night and we ended up sat just off stage, near the pole (would you believe it )
So the first scantily clad lady (they had all their wonder-bits covered...but it was hardly worthwhile doing so really) gets up, she has a pair of these like platform high heel shoes on....real porn star heels...
Spins round...legs outstretched....
And misses our guitarists head with her heel by like, a couple of inches....he felt the wind, literally, from her shoe, and retired back a few feet.
We didn't take our camera...but I'm sure some photos will surface which I will post as and when.
Had this lady taken our guitarist out we figure it would have given Gorehead, the Grind Metal band, another idea to write a song about....they could have put it in their repertoire after their song 'Baby's Face, Smashed by a Mace".......
"Skewered Eye by a High Heel Shoe"