My Drumming Is So Bad..

My drumming is so bad they've asked me to come back before I've started. In about 3 hours.

EDIT: I derived this from "My drumming is so good they've asked me to come back".
 
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My drumming is so bad that I got brushes and a metronome... from the neighbors.
 
wraub said:
My drumming is so bad that I got brushes and a metronome... from the neighbors.
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That works better as a "so good" joke:

My drumming is so good I got a gift from my neighbors. Brushes and a metronome. :)
 
I'll suggest it that way to my neighbors.


;) :D

rhumbagirl said:
That works better as a "so good" joke:

My drumming is so good I got a gift from my neighbors. Brushes and a metronome. :)
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bud7h4 said:
My drumming is so bad I never need to practice. What's it gonna do, get worse?
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Bad drumming tends to get better with practice. Really bad drumming doesn't respond at all to practice. REALLY really bad drumming gets worse with practice!! Ha Ha I like it!!

EDIT: Makes you wonder when your drum teacher tells you you're so good you don't need to practice.:)
 
My drumming is so bad that in the divorce settlement my ex didn't want it.
 
My drumming is so bad, everytime I start to play the toilet flushes.
 
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