My Drumming Is So Bad..

dale w miller

Silver Member
Lewis Nash and Jeff Sipe top my list for super nice and humble guys who shared some deep and inspiring drum wisdom with me.

Jeff Sipe is a pleasure. I hung out with him a few times. He and Count Mutumbo (sp?) from AQRU as well almost played with my band until my band was thrown off stage due to the singer having a Jim Morrison moment yelling, “&$@: you, Mr. Soundman.”

My drummings so bad it should be in detention.

Extra points to who can guess where that came from.

I was thinking of those lyrics myself and I cannot think of the song. Is it Anthrax Rap?

 
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rhumbagirl

Senior Member
My drumming is so bad they've asked me to come back before I've started. In about 3 hours.

EDIT: I derived this from "My drumming is so good they've asked me to come back".
 
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wraub

Well-known member
My drumming is so bad that I got brushes and a metronome... from the neighbors.
 

rhumbagirl

Senior Member
My drumming is so bad that I got brushes and a metronome... from the neighbors.
That works better as a "so good" joke:

My drumming is so good I got a gift from my neighbors. Brushes and a metronome. :)
 

bud7h4

Silver Member
My drumming is so bad I never need to practice. What's it gonna do, get worse?
 

wraub

Well-known member
I'll suggest it that way to my neighbors.


;) :D

That works better as a "so good" joke:

My drumming is so good I got a gift from my neighbors. Brushes and a metronome. :)
 

rhumbagirl

Senior Member
My drumming is so bad I never need to practice. What's it gonna do, get worse?
Bad drumming tends to get better with practice. Really bad drumming doesn't respond at all to practice. REALLY really bad drumming gets worse with practice!! Ha Ha I like it!!

EDIT: Makes you wonder when your drum teacher tells you you're so good you don't need to practice.:)
 

wraub

Well-known member
My drumming is so bad that in the divorce settlement my ex didn't want it.
 

MrInsanePolack

Platinum Member
My drumming is so bad, everytime I start to play the toilet flushes.
 

specgrade

Senior Member
My drumming is so bad the band hired someone with Covid-19 to replace me.
 
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