Misheard Song Lyrics?

Jack Boyd

Senior Member
I was a little confused about Jimi Hendrix when I thought he was singing: "Scuze me, while I kiss this guy."!


Love this thread - my favorites.

1. Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band

"Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night" - think maybe we all thought that was right.

2. Dream Weaver by Gary Wright

My little brother one day was singing "OOOOO Green Weiner".

3. Escape (The Pina Colada song) by Rupert Holmes

My friend was singing "If you like beans in Granada"

4. Bennie and the Jets by Elton John

"She's got electric boobs" - again one I think we all thought was right...

5. Panama by Van Halen

We knew better but still sang "GRANDMA!"


Platinum Member
Fat Bottomed Girls is one that's always been misheard by me. For longer than I care to mention...

Actual lyric of third verse:

"Hey, listen here
Now your mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones..."

Misheard lyric by brady:

"Hey, listen here
Now your mortgages and homes, I got syphilis in the balls..."