LOL! Good way of putting it!That said and out of the way, Justice is FAR from a masterpiece. That is when it all started falling apart. You know when you see a racecar just start to go sideways and you know the crash into the wall follow by the flips is just moments away? That is Justice. Black is the massive, fatal crash that follows!!!!
As for my views on the albums...
Kill Em All: 7/10
Ride the Lightning: 8/10, but I give Fade to Black 34/10.
Master Of Puppets: 9/10 (MOP titled song would be 40/10 because it, in my opinion was the peak of what heavy metal was, and could ever be).
...And Justice For All: 9/10
Black Album: 8/10.
Re-Load: 6/10 (Although, I love fuel).
St. Anger: 4/10
Death Magnetic: 8/10