Let's have some GOOD drummer jokes.

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Mikecore

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I just saw this and had to pass it on. From Carl King:

Q: How does a Nashville drummer count 7/4?

A: One, two, three, four, five, six ,se, ven.
 

Naigewron

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Heard about the drummer who locked his keys in the car?
Took him hours to get the bass player out.
 

Mighty_Joker

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He said GOOD drummer jokes. The only good one so far is Mike's about the Nashville drummer. That one made me chuckle.

General: Why are the troops wheeling to the right?
Officer: The drummer has a weak left hand, sir.
 

gaz farrimond

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Q - How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A - Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.




I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi". He said, "The river or the state?"
 

Naigewron

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Q - How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A - Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
On a related note (a bass player joke, but it's one of the better ones IMHO):

Q: How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five, one, five, one, five, one, five, one...
 

Scopata

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On a related note (a bass player joke, but it's one of the better ones IMHO):

Q: How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five, one, five, one, five, one, five, one...

Love the musician lightbulb jokes.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, leave it out and no one will notice

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 7, one to change it and 6 to stand around saying they can do it better

Q: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they will go steal someone else's light

and of course one for the drummers

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they have machines to do that now
 

AndyMC

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A man walks into a music store looks around then goes up to the clerk.
He says "I'd like this red saxophone and that white accordion over there."
Clerk says "You're a drummer aren't you?"
Guy says "Ya, how'd you know?"
Clerk "Well I'll sell you that fire extinguisher but I'm not unbolting the radiator"
ba dump bish
 

GruntersDad

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Armor of Light

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Great drummer jokes

We've all heard some I'm sure. My favorite:

How can you tell if the stage is level?
..The drool is coming out both sides of the drummers mouth!
 
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