Impress The Aliens!

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MasterBlaster

Guest
Let's say we have a light-speed spacecraft that can negotiate wormholes and we want to impress an alien civilization we've discovered who worship the act of drumming.

Not such a big stretch of the imagination, eh? Now...

We want to send an ambassador set of drums to impress them in the hopes that they will do the same. Unfortunately, cymbals can't survive the traverse so it's strictly a shell pack we're sending them.

Which (non-boutique) top-of-the-line holy grail brand of drums do we send? I say Gretsch

What say you?



"Send me something GOOD!"
 
M

MasterBlaster

Guest
So you want them to send us a crap kit??? I think not!!!
 

Red Menace

Platinum Member
(biased answer) I'd send them a set of pristine vintage Swiv-o-matic Rogers. Probably a 60's set with the smooth gray interior and spotless hardware.
 
M

MasterBlaster

Guest
Splitting hairs, eh?

I never said we needed to engage the warp drive - just that the ship could.

Pay attention!
 
M

MasterBlaster

Guest
If we do choose that, we'll need to send extra bass drum heads for sure.
 
M

MasterBlaster

Guest
Despite my highly intelligent look, I have no idea why wormholes destroy cymbals.

We need an expert in wormholes to chime in!

 

Hollywood Jim

Platinum Member
I think we had better send them some of these drums.
Otherwise, they might invade our planet to pilfer our resources, knowledge and technology.
It's better that they think we are a primitive society.





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M

MasterBlaster

Guest
I sure don't want them sending us primitive crap...

I'm sticking with a 5 piece Gretsch shell pack!!!
 
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