If your drums could talk, what would they say?

[Mad About Drums]

And white socks too. The "porn star in a hurry" -look

... or "sugar, the husband is back" - look

 

[JohnnyG]

Bass drum speaking...." no that's not what they mean by virgin."

 

[chipotle]

Alas, so many drummers, so little time.

 

[DrumEatDrum]

"I know you think I'm gorgeous, I just don't feel the same about you"

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Very true Grea, the beauty of it being we're the one who's deciding what our drums would say if they could talk, the best auto-critic thread? it might be

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Oh my god, that is great!!!!

 

[Lovetadraw]

"Ahhhh.... you finally took those moongels off... Oh NO!!! Not the rings! No! NO=! mmmmmmmpm mpg mmmph mphmmm."

 

[Larry]

The day drums do actually talk back to you is probably not too far off....

 

[Angus Macinnes]

Keep practicing lad, Keep Practicing!

 

[DrumEatDrum]

Seriously? No one else is worried they might tell stories?

LOL.

 

[30Panther30]

"When does the drummer get here?"

That was prob my fav. Lol

Hhhhmmmmmm... mine would say, "those are big sticks what are over compensating?"

Or, "how would you like it if I hit you across the head with sticks over, and over, and over?

 

[theSIOUX]

Simply put, my kit would say

"Oh its the Danny Carey Wannabe again!"

 

[dmacc_2]

Mine would say "Don't you think it's about time to take a try at the piano instead....."

 

[iwantmemoney]

this might be how some of our drums are feeling as we pull up a throne?