If you could put ANYTHING inside your bass drum, what would it be?

[Otto]

500 million of my own money....


...see what I did there? ; )

 

[GeoB]

A beautiful pop-out-of-a-birthday-cake-girl.... scantily clad and well oiled...

 

[Magenta]

Anything that didn't mind being savaged by a dead sheep.

 

[chris J]

An existential time signature.

I have no idea what that means...

 

[Mad About Drums]

500 million of my own money....


...see what I did there? ; )

Exactly what I did too Otto ...

... that's why my bass drum sounds open and fully boomy

 

[Midnite Zephyr]

Henri's head....on a stick. Does it have to be inside?

 

[wildbill]

A spare cape.................

 

[2bsticks]

Hmm, maybe my X wife!

 

[Mad About Drums]

Henri's head....on a stick. Does it have to be inside?

??? What on earth did I do to you to deserve such an... honour.

 

[Midnite Zephyr]

??? What on earth did I do to you to deserve such an... honour.

It doesn't have to be your real head. This way I can tell the world that I also am M.A.D.

 

[paradiddle pete]

".....Fresh Air ".........

 

[ZildjianLover]

A machine that printed out legit dollar bills out through the kick port with each bass drum hit. I'm trying to learn more heavy metal, and I'm saving up for a new kit, so it would certainly come in handy…

 

[Frosticles]

My boss's head. Right up against the batter whilst using double wooden beaters.

 

[Odd-Arne Oseberg]

Speaking of which.. I wonder if there's a hologram shop that will do batter sizes. Would be nice to have a 3D head like the Wizard of Oz.. Or your boss... Whichever.

Nah. I would just end up playing that drum way too loud.

 

[Ian Williams]

It would be my neighbour across the street! Then start playing triplets...

 

[Vintage Old School]

Security system: a 12-foot Burmese Python. Spiked leather-collar optional.

 

[GetAgrippa]

A ported metal head kick with a propane gas tank connected to it-light the head and as you play the gas and fire will dance out of the kick drum ports (in rhythm no less) ooh aahhh course the guitarist or singer better watch out if you lay into it. Maybe a chance of you blowing up but dang what a show-even better. Time to suffer for your art-bleeding hands like Whiplash is nothing to playing a blazing inferno and then becoming one. Smoke machine please. LOL