Duck tape them to a chair and force them to watch cymbal demos for a couple hours. That'll fix 'em
Duck tape them to a chair and force them to watch cymbal demos for a couple hours. That'll fix 'em
OMG this is so wrong.
I cut off one of their nipples with a nail clipper.
Give them sad puppy dog eyes and speak haltingly of my dream that I might be appreciated for something before I die ... but of course if it's too much trouble ...