Did anyone check on Larry?

MrInsanePolack

Platinum Member
I hope he isn't freaking out and can't get in. Hey Uncle Larry, if you can't get in but can read this, pick a subforum and try to log in manually. That's what I gotta do right now.
 

beatdat

Senior Member
Last I heard he smashed his computer, burned his drums, and was seen being escorted from his home by two men in white coats.
 

larryace

"Uncle Larry"
This is Larry's wife, Nicole.

Larry had an episode yesterday. His lawyer says not to worry too much. But his psychologist and medical doctors aren't as positive.
It seems something snapped yesterday, and he put on a gorilla costume and freaked out in the Neshaminy Mall, scaring kids and causing general mayhem. The police had to intervene when the property damage starting happening. It took 17 cops to contain him, and this was in addition to tasers and tear gas.
As a result, he has to go to jail after he gets discharged from the hospital, which may take several months. He instructed me to let all of you know here.

He was babbling something while the foam was collecting at the sides of his mouth...what does curse Bernard mean? Who is Bernard?
 

MrInsanePolack

Platinum Member
This warms my heart! Welcome back Nicole!
On second thought, Bucks County is 19 hours 29 minutes from my house. I can be there in 16. If we break him out of the nut house, he can be hidden in the woods here in Arkansas by Friday. He can only bring one drumset though, my car has minimal trunk space.
 

wildbill

Platinum Member
Wow Nicole - so sorry to hear it. I can't say I'm totally surprised though, Larry always did seem a bit of a loose cannon.

A kind heart though, and I'm sure he'll be fine after receiving proper care, treatment, and sentencing.

I think community service would be appropriate.
 

larryace

"Uncle Larry"
Nicole here again.

Larry is drifting in and out of awareness. When he is aware, he keeps saying to burn something hard. He keeps saying burn hard. I thought it was bernard yesterday, I didn't hear the hard part. So does anyone know why he wants to burn something? Should I be strapping him down?
 

PorkPieGuy

Platinum Member
Nicole here again.

Larry is drifting in and out of awareness. When he is aware, he keeps saying to burn something hard. He keeps saying burn hard. I thought it was bernard yesterday, I didn't hear the hard part. So does anyone know why he wants to burn something? Should I be strapping him down?
Yes, you should. Also while we are on the subject, Larry told me that he was going to give me his DW's. So, I'll be PM'ing you my mailing address!
 

larryace

"Uncle Larry"
Yes, you should. Also while we are on the subject, Larry told me that he was going to give me his DW's. So, I'll be PM'ing you my mailing address!
Great. He told more than one person apparently, because he already got a PM from some dude called wildbill and now you. I'll try and ask him what to do when he is lucid.
 
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