Craigslist - Very funny...


Senior Member
That was a laugh to read, I hope it is someone on this board, props to them haha.

Is there a user called BlastBeatDrummer on here?

Also if it turns out to be a serious post (doubtful I know) but it would make it so much funnier haha.


Silver Member
That's funny. I like that one though. It isn't boring or stupid. Really, someone might call them on that.


Administrator - Mayor
Staff member
Yep, nothing like that first dance of the reception. Nice and slow, cheek to cheek, while Mr. No Dynamics plays blast beats. lol


Platinum Member
Oh my god, I'm D Y I N G at this. "Kinse and Yeras?" "The verse? The chorus? I DON'T CARE!"

I often make jokes with blast beats with my rock band during practice. During the guitar solos, practically every measure has a blast-beat fill in it. Hey, if he can masturbate his ego, so can I!


Platinum Member
What a great sense of humor the poster of that craigs ad had.
That was cool! It really was funny.
I can't stop laughing.


Gold Member
Legendary ad. I count approx. 20 members with a username pertaining to blast beats. Could be any one of them I suppose : )

Bruce M. Thomson

Gold Member
Thing is that someone may very well want precisely what this guy is offering, it is quite a catchy ad and I bet he gets lots of calls; it is funny for sure and maybe even corny but so is the colour of gold.