Being your average normal red-blooded American I can see those who come from another planet because I got on my Dick Tracy hat that gives me keen powers of observation. I also have one of those cool flying gizmo's.. People note when I fly near airports-you've heard reports lately of jet packs.
Ha ha. I can certainly understand that POV. We can't do everything for you, in order for you to grow up. But we will stop you from endangering everyone, that's what we must do for all involved. It's so easy for us to stop you guys, one of our 3 day old infants can do it. Arrogance! You guys have to lose your arrogance.You Martians must be asleep at the command post. Earth is an unmitigated wreck.
Whatever. Earth rules, Mars drools.Arrogance! You guys have to lose your arrogance.
I know you are but what am I?Your species doesn't have the mental capabilities yet
Can I be last then? I wanna see it all go down.Not you Brian, sorry...
I'll see what I can do.
Cant spell smart without Art. Or half that stuff he talks about neither.Now Art? We are looking closely at Art.
Don't underestimate Art.
Ha ha. I can certainly understand that POV. We can't do everything for you, in order for you to grow up. But we will stop you from endangering everyone, that's what we must do for all involved. It's so easy for us to stop you guys, one of our 3 day old infants can do it. Arrogance! You guys have to lose your arrogance.
If you only knew what we prevented, it would boggle your mind. Your species doesn't have the mental capabilities yet, you're not even a type one species, sheesh. Hey, we're on your side. We are on your side. We all want you guys to get it together so we ourselves can get on with things. And you guys just keep raping this planet. But we are responsible. We are duty bound to shoulder ALL the cost of our mistakes, like responsible entities do.
Can humans, as a whole, say that?
Is anyone else here curious about what this guy reads?The Martians' most catastrophic miscalculation was granting Earthlings access to mirrors. At some point, we saw our reflections and experienced self-admiration instead of self-loathing. Our mirrors should be summarily smashed. Seven years of bad luck would be far superior to centuries of narcissistic travesty.
But thanks for giving us coffee. Coffee makes life's ceaseless hardships -- and perhaps the ultimate absurdity of existence itself -- infinitely easier to conquer. Equivocal existential questions become nullified by the power of caffeine. Who cares if there's an afterlife when there's coffee here on Earth?
Is anyone else here curious about what this guy reads?
And we all know why!!! One way trips to Mars can be arrangedMy favorite books have all been banned.
Can I be last then? I wanna see it all go down.
Is that why his lawnmower talks to him?You have certain powers that haven't matured yet, you will be using those.
You'll see it eventually.
Is that why his lawnmower talks to him?
And we all know why!!! One way trips to Mars can be arranged
Dang what’re the hell ya fellers doin in the Outback as far as brew?!For those of you who were Born In The USA: I was horrified to learn the only two choices over there seemed to be either Starbucks (yes, I even tried a Pumpkin Spice latte just for the novelty of it) or that black sludge they constantly fill your cup with in diners in the movies.
Please tell me I'm wrong and there are alternatives!!
For those of you who were Born In The USA: I was horrified to learn the only two choices over there seemed to be either Starbucks (yes, I even tried a Pumpkin Spice latte just for the novelty of it) or that black sludge they constantly fill your cup with in diners in the movies.
Please tell me I'm wrong and there are alternatives!!
Donut shops, fast food restaurants, coffee houses everywhere, gas stations, book stores, coffee is easily obtainable here. Some is fantastic, some is awful, you just gotta find it.Please tell me I'm wrong and there are alternatives!!