Band names?


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I always wanted to be in a band that got *just* famous enough that we needed fake band names to play smaller shows. Figured they'd be something funny, like Puffy Areolas or Side Boob or Your Uncle Larry, just goofy stuff.

I realize I'm not being very helpful. :)

Jeremy Bender

Platinum Member
'Velvet Melon'


"Jiggle the Handle"

I sat in on a quartet in Florida years ago called Dave and his Hanging Chads. ( A tribute to the 2000 election debacle)
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I've realized that names of old wrestlers could be coo band names:

Wahoo McDaniel
The Killer Kowalkskis
And for a country rock band: Haystacks Calhoun


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Gracious Retreat
Four Male Apology
Vermicious Knids (~Willy Wonka)
Nuttin' Honey
Very Us
Galactic Prophylactic

No Way Jose

Silver Member
Well they are going to be landing on Mars so maybe some Martian name.

Mars Rocks
Batteries Are Low
We Like Plutonium
Red Planet

Something like that.