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Old 02-29-2012, 04:13 PM
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For starters, she must look like Amanda Peet.

Every time we go shopping, she says "I don't want jewellery, shoes or new curtains...I want to take you to every drumshop in town I want you to spend at LEAST $500-00 in each shop..."

When we get home she says " I don't want you to work anymore...I want you to focus on your drumming...I will get a very high paying job...when I have saved enough money, I will build you an extension to the house and get it sound proofed so you can practice all day everyday"

Every weekend she says "my darling, don't worry about visiting my parents, you need to go to as many concerts this weekend. I will make sure all your friends can come home afterwards and party as long as you like"
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:53 PM
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You truly have created an imagination women for yourself haven't you :P
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Out of all the women in the world.... Amanda Peet?? Really??
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Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.
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Old 02-29-2012, 11:57 PM
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Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.
+1. I'm not sure if even his right hand wants a piece of that! Sheesh...
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You might as well stop drumming altogether and become a priest :)
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Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.
Haaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

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Old 03-01-2012, 03:06 AM
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Out of all the women in the world.... Amanda Peet?? Really??
Her EYES man...her EYES!!! I am totally in love with that woman. She is top class from head to toe
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And there's a couple of warm carne asada tacos and a cold beer waiting for you when you get home from the concert at night.
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:27 AM
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Out of all the women in the world.... Amanda Peet?? Really??
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I even had to google up who Amanda Peet is.

Plus the gazillions of women we're talking of but have never actually met/seen.

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Among various skills/features my dream woman should also have a lovely voice so I'd use her on my recordings.

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Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.
Don't forget there's a left hand. You know, being balanced and stuff... especially for drummers ;-)

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Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.
Better than being trapped in a loveless relationship with someone you don't even like.
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:55 AM
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Women make my dreams come true when they walk out the door.

reso, once again you have got a truly entertaining reply....I always enjoy your posts, good humour (you have a very Aussie sense of humour) and intelligent words. If only you looked like Amanda Peet......
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The woman who puts with my buffoonery is the ultimate woman, also she's gotta have a great mind and body, I can totally let myself go you see, but she's gotta have it...wait, that's my wife imma talkin' 'bout...(grin)
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The woman who puts with my buffoonery is the ultimate woman, also she's gotta have a great mind and body, I can totally let myself go you see, but she's gotta have it...wait, that's my wife imma talkin' 'bout...(grin)
Ok Rogue...you are a true smooth talker. I reckon you could get ANY drum gear you want.
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:20 PM
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You forgot no teeth and an on/off switch -)
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Old 03-02-2012, 06:52 PM
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Ok Rogue...you are a true smooth talker. I reckon you could get ANY drum gear you want.


It do my best! (big ol' grin)
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Old 03-02-2012, 07:21 PM
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Just to be fair, I'm posting my dream man...he's sweet, rich and doesn't talk back if I bite his head off!
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Old 03-03-2012, 02:56 AM
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That has made my day man....SERIOUSLY!!!
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Old 03-03-2012, 04:31 PM
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This thread is as useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt.
Oh come on now Luke. Considering your recently aquired clipped wing, I can't imagine why you wouldn't want a weasel in a cardboard shirt. I mean, if I was relying on a single arm to carry me through, a weasel would be the first thing I hunted down. The cardboard shirt of course, would just be the added bonus!!
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Oh come on now Luke. Considering your recently aquired clipped wing, I can't imagine why you wouldn't want a weasel in a cardboard shirt. I mean, if I was relying on a single arm to carry me through, a weasel would be the first thing I hunted down. The cardboard shirt of course, would just be the added bonus!!
Hey! Maybe I was saying that I really like this thread! Who are you to speak for the import that I place upon pasteboard garbed rodents? How impudent! ;)
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Hey! Maybe I was saying that I really like this thread! Who are you to speak for the import that I place upon pasteboard garbed rodents? How impudent! ;)
God. I wish you broke your tongue!! :-)
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God. I wish you broke your tongue!! :-)
Haha, I think you meant my fingers PFoG, you don't REALLY think I dictate my forum posts, do you? And anyways, I hope you also realize that the tongue doesn't contain any bones, your grasp of physiology seems tenuous! ;)
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Brilliant!! Mind if I use this expression in my everyday vocabulary? LOL
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Brilliant!! Mind if I use this expression in my everyday vocabulary? LOL
Go ahead, I'm borrowing the analogy from Scott Adams, haha.
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I broke down in tears & laughs, you are a hero! :-) ;-) and I donīt talk back if - MaryO - bites my head off! Hahaha...

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Well, of course it was you I had in mind the whole time Ian! I was just trying to be subtle and not let the cat out of the bag. I didn't want the others to get jealous...you know what drama queens some of them can be. So much for that...gee, thanks MAD! :p
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