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Old 08-03-2010, 04:43 AM
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I canned our bass player 20 years ago. You ever can a guitar player? I wanna hear the stories!!!
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Old 08-03-2010, 05:32 AM
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I canned a guitar player once. Small cube sized portions in brine. Tasted good on melba toast.

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Old 08-03-2010, 05:50 AM
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I canned a guitar player once. Small cube sized portions in brine. Tasted good on melba toast.

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That sounds unusual... Most are very bitter when canned.
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Twice.

First time, my then band was playing a showcase, and Sony records was in the audience.
Our then guitar player was an amazing soloist. However, he went behind our backs and got stoned in the bathroom right before we went on. Then on stage, he had trouble working his amp because he was too stoned to remember how his amp worked. Once he got that going, he then decided to veer off the well rehearsed songs and solo over just about everything. Ad given it was the 90s and not the 80's anymore, that didn't go over so well.

We got a letter form Sony "we like the band but hate the Eddie Van Halen wanna-be"

And that was it. He was gone. But our then "manager" did the dirty business. And of course, Sony never came back to see our new "now with less shredding" line up.

In another band, I had asked a buddy who I knew was into similar stuff as ours to come on over and add his touch of guitar skill to our songs. He showed up, he was cool, but it just didn't gel. And then he made the comment that maybe we needed to write better songs. Doh! So after two such rehearsals, I said thanks, but no thanks, this isn't working.
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That sounds unusual... Most are very bitter when canned.
Well....bittersweet, I guess.
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Old 08-03-2010, 06:25 AM
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KBadd, this begs the question of the hows and whys of your canning of your guitarist.

We had a guitarist can himself after he had a few "episodes". Lovely guy, wonderful player, but had the stability of jelly.
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Lovely guy, wonderful player, but had the stability of jelly.
I sense a trend here......
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:13 AM
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:56 AM
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I sense a trend here......
Haha we chew 'em up and spit 'em out.

It's Abe's fault for talking about food. I've been trying to reduce my calories lately and his comment must have gotten me thinking about eating ... and now the bugger's trying to push a Gene sandwich on us!

Abe, fresh guitarists shred too much. The canning process will usually beat the Vitamin W(ank) out of them, which we all know is toxic in large quantities ...
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Once canned a metalhead who thought it'd be kewl to play distorted 80's rock in a backyard blues BBQ setting.........
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Well, you could always do with some chlorine in the Gene pool. Especially with guitarists.
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Never canned a guitar player, canned a singer once, that was fun
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:44 PM
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We were having trouble with our singer last week (and for many months prior) so as the last one in the band still on speaking terms with him, I called him as suggested that he quit since getting fired was already inevitable. I also told him that he should consider it quickly before one of the other band members (one in particular who both of us have had lots of trouble with) pulls the trigger granting himself forever bragging rights as the guy who fired him.

Singer was on facebook typing his resignation before we got off the phone.
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i fired our previous guitar player about a month ago. that guy was such a d-bag! he came into the band claiming to be a "pro" who knew how to play every song ever written. the fact was he could barely play anything. he could improvise ok, but he didn't really know any of the songs he claimed to know. he would always say things like "if the audience is having fun and dancing then who cares if we know the songs or not?" i didn't buy that excuse. he would never practice anything on his own and he was always trying to get out of regular scheduled band practice. he felt that as a "pro" if he wasn't getting paid then he wasn't going to do any work. just before one of our practices about a month ago he told me he wasn't coming to practice that night because we weren't gigging enough to make it worth his while. i said "fine. don't come to practice. in fact, don't ever come to practice again." he got real mad, and called me a bunch of poo poo words but i don't care. we replaced him with a much better guitarist who is a good friend of mine and things have never been better!
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he would never practice anything on his own and he was always trying to get out of regular scheduled band practice. he felt that as a "pro" if he wasn't getting paid then he wasn't going to do any work. just before one of our practices about a month ago he told me he wasn't coming to practice that night because we weren't gigging enough to make it worth his while.
Oh dear, a "pro" who hardly plays and when he does, he's sloppy. The poor, deluded child.

I'd hate to be in his head when he finally meets reality. He sounds like a midlife crisis waiting to happen ... good move to get off the tracks before the train crash.
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I've been pretty lucky with getting line-ups to gel. I've never been in a situation where a guitarist was fired. Had a few leave becuase it wasn't working out, but never had to sack anyone.

On the flip side though, I have canned myself from a band because the guitarist was a prick. Gave it 4 weeks to see if I was missing something about this guy.....I wasn't. I was right, he was one of life's true arseholes. So the bass player and I bailed.......after the bass player belted him and broke his nose.......Gold!!
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:20 PM
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Oh dear, a "pro" who hardly plays and when he does, he's sloppy. The poor, deluded child.

I'd hate to be in his head when he finally meets reality. He sounds like a midlife crisis waiting to happen ... good move to get off the tracks before the train crash.
i feel sorry for his girlfriend. he doesn't have a job other than playing, but he isn't very good so he makes very little money. he's basically living off her.

to give you an idea of how bad he is, he introduced the aerosmith song "dream on" to the band telling us that was something he's played since he was a kid. he couldn't play it! he'd constantly screw up the intro, as well as the guitar interlude later in the song. you'd think that'd bother him and that he'd want to practice until he could play it. nope! he never worked on it and screwed it up badly at all gigs we played with him. it was such a relief to get rid of him!
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:57 PM
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i feel sorry for his girlfriend. he doesn't have a job other than playing, but he isn't very good so he makes very little money. he's basically living off her.

to give you an idea of how bad he is, he introduced the aerosmith song "dream on" to the band telling us that was something he's played since he was a kid. he couldn't play it! he'd constantly screw up the intro, as well as the guitar interlude later in the song. you'd think that'd bother him and that he'd want to practice until he could play it. nope! he never worked on it and screwed it up badly at all gigs we played with him. it was such a relief to get rid of him!
Tragic. One day that guy is going to wake up and realise that he's been a clown. Poor bastard. Worse still, one day his g/f will really see him for what he is (a guy who's wasting his and her life) and then he'll be in deep doo-doo lol

Cest la vie.

Can't say I'm a fan of the schadenfreude in this thread, although I can understand it when someone's been a jerk.

Never sacked a band member before but in the 80s we should have picked up a new singer (why just can guitarists?).

People would often say after gigs how good and tight the band was but they'd never talk about the singer. He'd turn up late for everything and would sweet-talk everyone and provide free smoke to keep us from throttling him. We were fools to keep him on because he was always dragging the chain, but we were young ...

To be really frank, if the guitarist and bassist picked up a good new singer and drummer they could have done plenty; they were more precise players than I ever was. Bizarrely, when I left they had the chance to upgrade and somehow ended up with a sloppy overplayer who made me sound like Steve Gadd lol. Go figure. They broke up soon afterwards.
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Old 08-04-2010, 04:49 PM
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I had the cream of the crop I was playing with a few years back. The guy was at least 5-6 years older than all of us, but yet acted as if he was still in middleschool. He would constantly come up with stupid excuses of why he couldn't make practice. Things like:

"My wiper blades don't work good enough to drive in the rain."

And my all time favorite..

"I don't have enough gas or money to put gas in my car to make it. My buddy and I drove 2 hours to another city last night to buy a new release video game...sorry."

And there's plenty of more of those. Anywho, after our first show he had another great excuse for missing the next practice. I had finally had enough and told him that we needed to take a little bit of a break until he could get his priorities straight. He said that was fine and that he could use a couple of weeks off. After that very converstaion he called the rest of the band members and told them I fired him. After hearing this, I confronted him and said he could come by and get his stuff and we were done. Instead of manning up and coming by when I was home, he waited until I was at work and broke in my house to get his stuff! I haven't seen him since that day...but I sure hope I do sometime in the future....
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i have never understood these people who hate coming to band practice. to me, band practice is fun and is one of the main high points of my week! i've always loved playing, and it's hard for me to understand musicians who don't seem to enjoy it. oddly enough, some of these practice haters are really good. did they used to love it and now they hate it? did someone stand over them with a gun and force them to practice when they were young? what happened to them?
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Some people have no sense of what's musically appropriate it seems.

I never fired a guitarist (I fired a soundman once though) but recently, I made a guitar player realize he wasn't right for a band and he left on his own accord.

Last week I was auditioning for a blues band, along with a guitar player. Nice guy, good player, but he played rock licks to every song. He is old enough to know better. The leader called "The Thrill is Gone" and I said, "Cool. Let's not play it too happy though, it's a somber song" Agreements all around.

Lip service on his part, he was doing all this over the top stuff, bended trills, acrobatics, too much stuff, too many notes, no sense of space, too high energy, wrong feel all around.

Even though I was auditioning, I spotlighted the fact that he was playing leads of the wrong genre. He asked if that would bother me and I said umm yes it would. (I can't lie when it comes to music)

I then said it would be the equivalent of me playing a prog drum part to a blues song. He didn't like that too much.

He tried to defend himself saying that that's how he felt it, and this is how he plays.

On the ride home, he told the leader that he didn't feel he was right for the band. I agree completely.

The leader got a new BLUES guitar player that will audition this coming Friday.

Sorry but I'm not gonna lie and be easygoing when I know things are just wrong.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:18 PM
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i have never understood these people who hate coming to band practice. to me, band practice is fun and is one of the main high points of my week! i've always loved playing, and it's hard for me to understand musicians who don't seem to enjoy it. oddly enough, some of these practice haters are really good. did they used to love it and now they hate it? did someone stand over them with a gun and force them to practice when they were young? what happened to them?
I agree with you. I enjoy rehearsal night and we usually always have a good time while getting our songs arranged. The band's playing mostly for the enjoyment of playing out a few times per month, so rehearsal night is just one more chance to play music.
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i've got all kinds of horror stories about firing people, not just singers or guitarists either.

i've been in the same band now for 18 years, same name, roughly same group of people. so about a year ago we needed a singer, since i'm the jack of all trades i step up and start doing vocals and hired a guirtarist to replace me. phenominal guitarist, did nothing but play hour after hour, day after day. younger kid about 19 or so. so he comes down and auditions, gets the spot, 2 months go by and i start noticing the rest of the guys aren't taking him seriously and blowing off pretty much everything he says. so i ask the other guitarist whats up, he tells me when i'mnot around this kid is talking like he owns the band, it's HIS band, he's the leader and everybody needs to do what he says.

now, we don't have a leader, nobody is the boss. everything is put to a vote with us and generally they all look to me since the studio is mine and the vast majority of the equipment is mine but i'm not the leader and i'll never claim to be. it's all run very democraticly.

this don't set well with everybody, especially when he starts talking about firing the bassist who's been with us for 12 years. then talks about firing the drummer who created the band with me 18 years ago. all along not a word gets said to me about whats going on when i'm not there.

best part of this, after a week of hearing all different kinds of stories about what he's saying i fire him, tell him it's not working out and he argues with me. your fired, no i'm not your fired, dude you can't fire me cuz everybody sent me to fire you, well i'm not leaving, really? well it's my studio so i guess that means your trespassing. it almost made me laugh. so we finally get him to leave, and for 2 weeks he keeps calling us wanting to hang out and whatever, never call him backa nd he eventually stops calling. couple months after that about 10pm i get a call from a friend of mine telling me my band is playing this bar playing our songs and not a single one of us is in the band, just a bunch of strange kids he's never seen before...

guess who? yep, i show up at the bar an hour later to see this kid playing the songs we tuaght him, using our name. he went and found 4 other kids, tuaght them the songs and started using our name.

this has gotten longer then i intended so i'll leave it at by the end of the night my knuckles were bloody and he won't be using our name or songs again...

and i didn't even make it to the drummer i fired then dated then had a kid with and can't get rid of now.....
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couple months after that about 10pm i get a call from a friend of mine telling me my band is playing this bar playing our songs and not a single one of us is in the band, just a bunch of strange kids he's never seen before...

guess who? yep, i show up at the bar an hour later to see this kid playing the songs we taught him, using our name. he went and found 4 other kids, taught them the songs and started using our name.

this has gotten longer then i intended so i'll leave it at by the end of the night my knuckles were bloody and he won't be using our name or songs again...
Amazing tale, Azrael. The guy so deserved what he got.

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Agree w/ Pol, great story Azrae.
Unbelieveable that the guitarist would have the stupidity to use the bands name. I'm not fired you're fired! lol that is priceless!
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Never been in a band that fired a guitar player. Been in plenty of bands where a guitar player should have been fired but wasn't. Two come to mind that should have been. One was a mid-fourties hippy that played nothing but Beatles-era guitar licks and was forever stuck in that era. Couldn't get past early 60's rock and roll. Couldn't play anything else but that. The other was a rhythm guitar player / singer who forgot the words to his own lyrics and wouldn't sing directly into his mic. The audience couldn't hear him sing. And he would start songs way off tempo than what we rehearsed. But he had a fantastic looking wife. Maybe that had something to do with it.....
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Twice.

First time, my then band was playing a showcase, and Sony records was in the audience.
Our then guitar player was an amazing soloist. However, he went behind our backs and got stoned in the bathroom right before we went on. Then on stage, he had trouble working his amp because he was too stoned to remember how his amp worked. Once he got that going, he then decided to veer off the well rehearsed songs and solo over just about everything. Ad given it was the 90s and not the 80's anymore, that didn't go over so well.

We got a letter form Sony "we like the band but hate the Eddie Van Halen wanna-be"

And that was it. He was gone. But our then "manager" did the dirty business. And of course, Sony never came back to see our new "now with less shredding" line up.

In another band, I had asked a buddy who I knew was into similar stuff as ours to come on over and add his touch of guitar skill to our songs. He showed up, he was cool, but it just didn't gel. And then he made the comment that maybe we needed to write better songs. Doh! So after two such rehearsals, I said thanks, but no thanks, this isn't working.
You must lose sleep thinking about what might have become if the guitar player didn't throw you guys under the bus...how tragic...
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You must lose sleep thinking about what might have become if the guitar player didn't throw you guys under the bus...how tragic...
Not so much that incident, but that we played in front of every record company in existence at the time, and we always got "the contract is in the mail" or "we'll sign you next Tuesday", or at the end of my industrial band, the singer imploded as we were negotiating a deal.
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ha! drummy mummy.... that's funny. thats a long bitter story. she really wasn't a drummer but certainly thought she was. she played with us for 2 1/2 rehearsals before i figured out she knew absolutely nothing and she wasn't "getting used to the drum kit". so i sent her packing, she started crying, i felt bad, started hanging out with her. one thing led to another and out popped junior we broke up.she bailed on the kid, billions of lies, 25,872 knives stuck in my back and 1 loony bin later here i am, with a 4 year old kid that sings death growls like cookie monster before he hit puberty and a crazy ex likes to cuase as much trouble as possible for the 2 of us...

well thats the short version anyway...
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Is it wrong to laugh at tales of singer songwriters who forget their own lyrics? Or about a soft-hearted musician getting an upset failed auditioner up the duff? hahaha. The things people do ...

Agree with tea and sympathy bestowed on DED ... I would have been sooo spitting chips.

Larry, as a dabbler I know those issues with authenticity like the guitarist had. There's a school of thought that if it's a twelve-bar or a slow 6/8, then it's blues :)

Not that there's anything wrong with bastardised blues, which can sound great in its own right (eg. Zep) but specialist blues players are their own breed like hardcore players of jazz, ragtime, folk, Afro-Cuban, metal, etc. Only the very most talented dabblers gain admission ...
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All these horror stories are kind of frightening me.

My band is currently short of a bassist, and the keyboardist and guitarist are desperate. Then again, I don't know anybody, and this is southern Maryland. They currently have this one guy who's never picked up a bass before up for audition. I'm thinking "Nope!".
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All these horror stories are kind of frightening me.

My band is currently short of a bassist, and the keyboardist and guitarist are desperate. Then again, I don't know anybody, and this is southern Maryland. They currently have this one guy who's never picked up a bass before up for audition. I'm thinking "Nope!".
Dont be frightened. When David Byrne of Talking Heads could'nt find a bass player he talked his art school friend Tina Weymouth into trying it.
Tina Weymouth, a bass beginner when she joined the group, developed a minimalist style that drew on R&B, rock, and West Indian styles. Weymouth’s simple three-note verse line on “Psycho Killer” defines the song. Elsewhere, her tubby, melodic sub-hooks on songs like “Pulled Up” supply a perky, rocking pulse.

They made music history together. You never know, if you dont try it.

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Dont be frightened. When David Byrne of Talking Heads could'nt find a bass player he talked his art school friend Tina Weymouth into trying it.
Tina Weymouth, a bass beginner when she joined the group, developed a minimalist style that drew on R&B, rock, and West Indian styles. Weymouth’s simple three-note verse line on “Psycho Killer” defines the song. Elsewhere, her tubby, melodic sub-hooks on songs like “Pulled Up” supply a perky, rocking pulse.

They made music history together. You never know, if you dont try it.

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Funny ... I was going to answer "No, don't do it!" but I didn't know Tina was talked into playing. My fave bassline of hers is in this gem of a band performance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzvIo-RU9v8

In the early 70s, when King Crimson recruited vocalist, Boz Burrell, they needed a bassists and Fripp taught him how to play.

Not sure what qualities are needed to be a natural bassist because I always found it an incredibly difficult instrument to approach - you need strong, tough fingers!
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I canned a guitar player once. Small cube sized portions in brine. Tasted good on melba toast.

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I guitar player tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice 'Keeyantee.'

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Great Talking Heads. Man, I Ioved that band. They were great. Remain in Light was a revelation, and sound spiritual advice. :)
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I guitar player tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice 'Keeyantee.'

Pol,

Great Talking Heads. Man, I Ioved that band. They were great. Remain in Light was a revelation, and sound spiritual advice. :)
Guitarists' Tongues in Aspic, anyone?

Agree about TH ... so many great songs. When I first saw Stop Making Sense it blew me out of the water. The only other band movie that's blown me away like that was Floyd's Pompeii.

In the 80s I needed to adapt to that style - having to really thwack the backbeat (and everything) but I wanted something organic rather than the usual e-drum sound - so Chris Franz became my role model at the time. It's a very fat, simple and clean approach that forced me to play more accurately and consistently - because when you're not on the button in that style it sounds abysmal.

I am sooo glad the 80s are over :)
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I just returned from firing our guitar player. We already have a replacement and have rehearsed and have many gigs booked.

I basically had to tell him that nobody can work with him anymore. This was not easy but had to be done. It took about 20 minutes and then we parted ways.
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