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Old 12-26-2013, 05:05 PM
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Default Stupid Christmas joke!

OK before you read on be warned-----this is really silly!

When I clean my teeth I often think about the grip I'm using to hold my toothbrush. While doing that this morning a joke suddenly came upon me:

Question: How does a drummer clean their teeth?

Answer: using the Moeller technique!

Happy Christmas!
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:10 PM
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Didn't even sound as a joke to me, at least it wasn't funny. But that's subjective. (Please don't mind ;-)

What I've been doing (for years now) is starting brushing my teeth with my left hand - for the first half - and then switching to the right hand. Sorry, no joke, pure fact ;-)
There is one difference though - it's more of a horizontal motion with my left hand vs. a vertical motion with my right hand. 2 grips - various functions? Seems so.
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:10 PM
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Buh DOP boom! lol .............
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:30 PM
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Didn't even sound as a joke to me, at least it wasn't funny. But that's subjective. (Please don't mind ;-)

What I've been doing (for years now) is starting brushing my teeth with my left hand - for the first half - and then switching to the right hand. Sorry, no joke, pure fact ;-)
There is one difference though - it's more of a horizontal motion with my left hand vs. a vertical motion with my right hand. 2 grips - various functions? Seems so.
It's a play on words, Arky! "Moeller" (the percussion technique) sounds like "molar" (the type of tooth.) ;)
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:32 PM
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It's a play on words, Arky! "Moeller" (the percussion technique) sounds like "molar" (the type of tooth.) ;)
I see now - it's a homophone... You got me ;-)
Thanks for enlightening me! I feel so dumb now. Time to get in the corner and feel ashamed, haha.

To the OP: Hey, that's actually a good joke! Score. (Some just don't get it, haha.)
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:34 PM
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It's a play on words, Arky! "Moeller" (the percussion technique) sounds like "molar" (the type of tooth.) ;)
You got it in one! Guess it takes a special type of insanity to find it funny ;-)
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:36 PM
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I see now - it's a homophone... You got me ;-)
Thanks for enlightening me! I feel so dumb now. Time to get in the corner and feel ashamed, haha.

To the OP: Hey, that's actually a good joke! Score. (Some just don't get it, haha.)
Thanks Arky! I've got a glittering future writing Christmas crackers for drummers ahead of me.
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Old 12-26-2013, 06:05 PM
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And what flavored toothpaste do you use?

Rudimint!

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Old 12-26-2013, 06:07 PM
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And what flavored toothpaste do you use?

Rudimint!

Don't forget to tip your waitress.
LOVE IT!!!

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Old 12-26-2013, 06:13 PM
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I see now - it's a homophone... You got me ;-)
Thanks for enlightening me! I feel so dumb now. Time to get in the corner and feel ashamed, haha.

To the OP: Hey, that's actually a good joke! Score. (Some just don't get it, haha.)
I didn't catch that at first either. I feel really dumb as well.
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Old 12-26-2013, 07:15 PM
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...and, why do you use a brush? Is brushing your teeth considered a jazz ballad?

Okay, dumb, but the morning coffee hasn't kicked in yet to allow me to come up with anything better, or to stave off my compulsive need to post.
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Old 12-26-2013, 08:40 PM
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Question: How does a drummer clean their teeth?

Answer: using the Moeller technique!
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Didn't even sound as a joke to me, at least it wasn't funny. But that's subjective. (Please don't mind ;-)
I was with Arky until somebody pointed out the 'Merkin pronunciation of "Moeller". Moeller is the anglicised spelling of Möller...which sounds nothing like "molar", but sound more like "mur-ler".

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Old 12-27-2013, 02:04 AM
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Boooooooooooooooooooooo!

Just kidding, I love corny jokes.
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Old 12-27-2013, 03:20 AM
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You are all frightening me.
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Old 12-27-2013, 04:15 AM
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You love it!!!!!

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Old 12-27-2013, 04:23 AM
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OK before you read on be warned-----this is really silly!

When I clean my teeth I often think about the grip I'm using to hold my toothbrush. While doing that this morning a joke suddenly came upon me:

Question: How does a drummer clean their teeth?

Answer: using the Moeller technique!

Happy Christmas!
Now I'm really mad. You made me snort orange juice through my nose. :-)
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Old 12-27-2013, 07:11 PM
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How do you know the drummer is king?

Because he sits on the throne!
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Old 12-27-2013, 07:17 PM
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The joke would have been better if you used molar and not Moeller.
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:18 AM
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Not a drumming joke, but...

Boyfriend: Honey, let's play Vivichu.
Girlfriend: I don't want to.
Boyfriend: Aw, come on, baby, let's play vivichu.
Girlfriend: No. I think it's stupid.
Boyfriend: Baby. please... Please!!
Girlfriend: Oh alright, you can start.






Boyfriend: Yay! Vivichu a merry Christmas, vivichu a merry Christmas!

(And a happy new year, DW)
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