it's haiku time

don't be such a spoilsport
rules are made to be broken
i don't give a hoot

please take this statement
in the way it's intended
no offence is meant

so i accept no
responsibility or
liability

and not to mention
any claims for damages
in this agreement.
 
One of my favs, as quoted by Homer Simpson,

Call Mr. Plow
Yea that's the name
That name again
Is Mr. Plow
 
It is not allowed
To post poems on the forum
What is going on?

I have just noticed
This one's eight syllables
In the second line

Could my haiku skills
Be in need of improvement?
I'll just say 'maybe'
 
I have seen some Gene
But the others, not so much
Perhaps it's jazz time.
 
On the contrary
It means the use of less words
Than usually, Fuo*

*Assuming your name
Has only one syllable
Instead of Fu-o
 
Back
Top