My name is pretty awesome.
People write comments to me all the time, even when I'm not in the thread!
"Oops, I spelt Yamaha wrong"
or
"Oops, Dave Weckl really isn't as good as Travis Barker"
or
"Oops, my wife bought me a pink T-shirt"
My brother's nickname was Oops. He was always crashing into things..
I love your example #2 ( pssst.. lets start a thread... ) "Weckl plays too many ghost notes anyway".. how many ghost notes are too many ghost notes? Now thats thats a good thread topic..