LOL Duck ... beautiful!
To me, snares are a necessary evil, needed for impact and to reduce the drum tone enough to not interfere with the frequencies of other instruments. The things rattle with every stroke on the other drums, every bass note, even with guitar, piano and vocals. The last thing I'd want is more snares vibrating sympathetically with every sound in the room.
A bloke did.....and what's more he posted it here on DW!!
Do a search .....christ knows what you'd actually type in the search function....but the concept has definitely been done and it can be found somewhere in these pages. He'd built his own kit, snare'd up each drum, promised us sound files and disappeared into the wild blue yonder, never to be heard from again.
Shame, I was hangin' to hear it!!
Maybe he got taken away by the Drumming Police.
I knew I'd seen this thread......here 'tis: http://www.drummerworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54620