Slapping someone's butt with a tambourine = innapropriate?

MrPockets

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I was at a bar and this old crazy looking guy in a smiley face tie, plaid shirt, and overcoat was shaking a tambourine on the dance floor to the house band.

I glanced over a while later and he had an attractive lady bent over and he was spanking her with the tambourine!

My brother told me I should drop the drum set and just play the tambourine. Hahaha.
 
I was at a bar and this old crazy looking guy in a smiley face tie, plaid shirt, and overcoat was shaking a tambourine on the dance floor to the house band.

I glanced over a while later and he had an attractive lady bent over and he was spanking her with the tambourine!

My brother told me I should drop the drum set and just play the tambourine. Hahaha.

I guess this is what happens when you don't wear pants ;)
 
My tambourine never goes on gigs with me. It stays in the bedroom.
 
You'll have to be careful though...

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... sometimes it gets a bit overheated :)
 
I keep the hi hat jingle ring elsewhere ;-)
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As long as you aren't hitting your sister's, mom's, grandma's, cousin's, or aunt's butt. Go for it.

Hell, start a line of women to spank.
 
I really like playing the tambourine. I've never done it on buttocks, though.

I bet davey jones from the monkeys is saying the same thing in his grave right now..
At least he'll have a second chance if this whole zombie thing ever happens
 
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