The Futurama Quote Thread

Hermes: Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti!!

Nibbler: I can do more than talk. I can PONTIFICATE!!

Nibbler: Everyone! Out of the Universe! QUICK!!


I love futurama. and I LOVE Bender's big score!! Best thread ever.
 
"She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you, I guess."
 
"Hurray! I'm going to a movie with friends!"

I feel like that sometimes (V) (',,,') (V)
 
LRRR​
People of Earth . . . Oh, that hippie's starting to kick in . . . We've all learned a valuable lesson today. I realise now that . . .​
LRRR stares at his hands.​
LRRR​
Dude! My hands are huge! They can touch anything but themselves . . .​

LRRR puts his hands together.​

LRRR​
Oh, wait . . .​
 
Good news everyone! I've just lengthened this message to at least 20 characters!
 
Death by Snu snu!

Yay!!!!

Awwww....

Yay!!!

Awww....

One of my favourites ... this part was too funny

[Scene: Outside Basketball Pitch. The group watch a woman bounce a basketball.] Thog: Here stadium, where our women basketball teams play.

Kug
: We no can dunk, but good fundamentals.

Ornik
: That more fun to watch.

[Zapp, Fry and Bender laugh.]
Zapp: [laughing] Oh, God, you're killing me! [He is beaten around the head.] Ow! God, you're killing me!

Here's the link to the episode transcription but it ain't the same: http://theinfosphere.org/Transcript:Amazon_Women_in_the_Mood

Or the episode where Fry get intestinal worms and has to have a colonoscopy. The rest of the crew go into the next room to watch through a single sided window. If I remember rightly, Hermes had the popcorn LOL
 
*looks at avatar* Yes, this is my kind of thread!

Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm...doesn't."

Best line ever.
 
Bender: I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do.
 
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