I was watching the Rescue Me series on netflix last night and I saw this... it's a great scene where Tommy (Dennis Leary) is at a bar and is about to take his first drink after a stint of sobriety, and he enlightens everyone around him as to how shitty his life is... it's a fantastic scene (and a fantastic show) but if you don't want to sit through the 3 minutes, just fast forward to the last 30 seconds for the epic last line =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvxqHLuOQPg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvxqHLuOQPg