NEW SINGER- like a V-8 in a minibike!

Concrete Pete

Senior Member
Hey Crew,

I just HAVE to share this- I put an ad on Craigslist for a new vocalist (our last one moved away last week due to a divorce) and I auditioned about 4 really crappy ones.(male and female) The last person to show up was this GORGEOUS 35-ish blonde female who has the pipes from hell. She sounds like, but BETTER than pat Benatar, no ego, can cover so many ranges, and is sweet, petite, (about 90 lbs, and 5'4") and just blew the whole band away.
We inked her on the spot, and we agreed after she left the audition that we're going to contribute a portion of our (individual) gig pay to her, just to ensure that she stays with us.

I'll take pics of her when I get a chance--she could get us gigs (OK ladies, don't call me a sexist) from her looks alone! As we all know, casino gigs pay (cash!) extremely well, and that's what we've been targeting for a while.

Life is really, really good lately!

I hope everyone here will fall on the same fortune that my band has lately.

Cheers,
C. P.
 
Hey Crew,

I just HAVE to share this- I put an ad on Craigslist for a new vocalist (our last one moved away last week due to a divorce) and I auditioned about 4 really crappy ones.(male and female) The last person to show up was this GORGEOUS 35-ish blonde female who has the pipes from hell. She sounds like, but BETTER than pat Benatar, no ego, can cover so many ranges, and is sweet, petite, (about 90 lbs, and 5'4") and just blew the whole band away.
We inked her on the spot, and we agreed after she left the audition that we're going to contribute a portion of our (individual) gig pay to her, just to ensure that she stays with us.

I'll take pics of her when I get a chance--she could get us gigs (OK ladies, don't call me a sexist) from her looks alone! As we all know, casino gigs pay (cash!) extremely well, and that's what we've been targeting for a while.

Life is really, really good lately!

I hope everyone here will fall on the same fortune that my band has lately.

Cheers,
C. P.

Yeah, yeah, so she LOOKS good, and it bloxxed your ear canals, so can she SING????
L0L0L!!

J/K, I hope it works out man!!
 
be careful. the hot blonde ones can get away with a lot on their looks. such as your dough, lol. I should know.. I've had three so far in our band. hopefully she's cool and really digs what you guys are doing.
 
Hey Crew,

Yeah, I know what you're thinkin'!......

I absolute HAVE to record her and post it online- or here on this site--her voice is........OMG.

Only way to describe it is if all the angels from Heaven chose Classic Rock for all the hymns, and chose her as "head angel".
Her voice is beyond awesome. The looks are a big +, but she's total pro vox material.

Cheers,
C. P.
 
that's cool. sounds like a sure thing.

have you ever seen that movie "the fabulous baker boys"? in that movie a band decides they want to up their appeal by hiring a a super hot female lead singer (played by michelle pfeiffer). they become popular all right, but all kinds of tensions develop in the band. in the end she teaches them a lesson!
 
You made me curious; I am a big fan of feminine beauty (on women). ;-)

Good to hear you found a good singer. They are very rare! At least as rare as a good drummer.
 
I swear, great soulful singing in the band will actually make you play better. It really lights a fire under the band. Don't let sex screw it up, LOL
 
As long as no one in the band starts dating her, you should be fine.
That's why my band says no girls allowed... Or maybe it because they're all in fourth grade...
 
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