Don't worry, I got it, I even faintly recall the original "real" thread.
now, whilst I have your attention, I have just found a supply of brand new glass drum keys, so you can watch the lugs as you tune.......
FAKE DRUMPORT - ONLY $0.99 for 10 pieces!!!
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Don't worry, I got it, I even faintly recall the original "real" thread.
now, whilst I have your attention, I have just found a supply of brand new glass drum keys, so you can watch the lugs as you tune.......
Andy
Honorary Member
Great! Now the one drumming item that has a habit of going missing when you most need it, is going to be even more difficult to find
Are they available in both metal & jazz sizes?
Mad About Drums
Pollyanna's Agent
I'm afraid I haven't got any
... but here's an old trick, to make your current drumsticks feel much lighter, do some practice with heavier sticks... 
...it's a simple method but it's very effective
Great! Now the one drumming item that has a habit of going missing when you most need it, is going to be even more difficult to find
We have a couple of nice limited editions going at the moment:
A blue glass key for jazz, the "blue note" key
A black glass key, with real metal splinters shining out form within for the rockers.
unfortunately, the lamb of god key, got a bit messy....
Andy
Honorary Member
Hahaha, fantastic
Perhaps consider a jazz key with a ratchet that only allows you to tune up, a metal key with a torque setting of JBW, + a triggered metal key that's completely round inside (i.e. doesn't work).
MaryO
Platinum Member
I'm afraid I haven't got any
...it's a simple method but it's very effective
I can't believe your helium line doesn't include these...perhaps it should
wombat
Senior Member
Once I get the money in the bank from the Nigerian bank manager whos discovered a dead uncle I never knew existed ( I sent him all my savings so he could escape the corrupt regime trying to rob my inheritence and safely return my money personally) I will invest it in this great product.
I shall be an air to a fortune once my Liberian registered ships come in !!
I shall be an air to a fortune once my Liberian registered ships come in !!
Andy
Honorary Member
Really? That's fantastic! Do they have more dead uncles available, or was that a limited run?
(no offense intended if someone recently lost an uncle)
Anon La Ply
Diamond Member
Really? That's fantastic! Do they have more dead uncles available, or was that a limited run?
I believe the run is unlimited! Today, I received this nice email from an African gentleman:
Attn:My Dear
I did not forgot your past effort and attempts to assist me, now I'm happy to inform you that I have succeeded in getting the fund transferred under cooperation of a new partner from Japan and I am right now in Japan for investment purpose.
However I kept $5.750,000.000 aside for your compensation and I have instructed UBA BANK Manager to obtained an irrevocable payment guarantee for your compensation through their new ATM VISA CARD system which you can use to withdraw your compensation of $5.750,000.000 in any ATM machine.
As of now be informed that all arrangement has been done and canceled and the ATM Visa CARD has be in your name, but to RE-ACTIVATE the ATM Card you have to forward your current information as requested below to the bank for the ATM Card re-actification, then they will send you the ATM CARD for your immediate use.
Here are the information you have to forward to the bank:
1. Your Full Names:______
2. Postal Address:_______
3. Direct Cell Numbers:_______
4. E-mail Address:________
5. Sex:_____
6. Age:_____
7. Occupation:________
8. Nationality:________
etc etc. They're going for the motza here. Surprised they didn't ask for passwords as a "security" measure as well.
"Re-actification" ... haha I like it.
Andy
Honorary Member
Dammit! You've anticipated my - (ahem, erm, I mean) their next move!
Now if only someone could offer a re-activation pill for my body & playing skills ;(
No pills I'm afraid Andy, however, I now proudly present:
The Free Floating Drum Port!
That's right, it doesn't need a reso head, and it is easily locatable either right or left of centre, or even in the centre, the positioning options are infinite, just in case there are any really picky PA engineers.
The Free Floating Drum Port!
That's right, it doesn't need a reso head, and it is easily locatable either right or left of centre, or even in the centre, the positioning options are infinite, just in case there are any really picky PA engineers.
Andy
Honorary Member
Wow, now that's impressive. So, a drum port that works on "concert" bass drums = excellent! We should put our designs together, and deliver even better "solid air" value to our customers. You could even offer a low cost non reso solid air head to replace the existing reso head
<<patriotic music in the background>>
What refreshing entrepreneurship!
These business concepts are the solid cornerstone of our economy!!
The very reason our economic outlook is so bright and has been for so many years!!!
Horrah for such bright innovations!!(along with hedge funds that are sold as potential money makers while insuring known bad loans )
I think I would invest in Fake Drumport LTD before Bear-Sterns..at least its honest about its selling of formed air.
What refreshing entrepreneurship!
These business concepts are the solid cornerstone of our economy!!
The very reason our economic outlook is so bright and has been for so many years!!!
Horrah for such bright innovations!!(along with hedge funds that are sold as potential money makers while insuring known bad loans )
I think I would invest in Fake Drumport LTD before Bear-Sterns..at least its honest about its selling of formed air.