Larry
"Uncle Larry"
This is precisely why you should start dancing at home, alone. It will be awkward at first, but no one dies from a bit of awkwardness. (At least I don't think so. Maybe I should google that.)
But after you let yourself relax and have fun with it alone, you will be more likely to dance in the presence of actual humans at some point, and that could come in handy!
I am going to post a video of a song that is impossible to not dance to! After a good workout, when I am still full of adrenaline, I dance in my living room to this song. I have wood floors so it's very fun to dance in socks. I mean, I wear other stuff too, but socks are part of it.
https://youtu.be/y6Sxv-sUYtM
P.s. I have gotten other people past their no-dance rule with this song. You can do it.
OK so I put on a pair of socks, moved the rug away and danced on my wood living room floor. My entire family walked in on me mid move and I ran away screaming.
This is what would be going through my head if I were to attempt that. I think the world is bad enough without subjecting it to something as scary as my dancing.
I dance sometimes when I have to in a social situation. I am capable of moving my body acceptably for about 5 seconds, then the wheels fall right off lol.
Think Elaine from Seinfeld lol.