I take it you've never been in an orchestra or worked with a real conductor then?
Y'all are missing my sarcasm, clearly.
I take it you've never been in an orchestra or worked with a real conductor then?
Well it wasn't long ago when a particular definition of the word marriage meant one thing.
I was just trying to make a point. <<FAIL>>You do realize that polygamous marriages existed centuries ago, right?
I was just trying to make a point. <<FAIL>>
It's best that I not argue with intellectuals lest I show myself to be an even bigger fool than I already am.Distinct fail, I see. The idea 'marriage' in Western terms is a relatively arbitrary and recent construct...
Before you watch these clips, read through the post and decide which entry(s) is least likely to require skill and/or musicianship. Then watch the clips.
This is a drummer. You've probably heard of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9esWG6A6g-k
This is DJ Qbert creating percussion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKD0dJvaPOU
This is a guy playing 99 Red Balloons on ... red balloons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZND9dApFKU
This is Orbital "playing their laptop".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlyjoBBCHU
These are some people hitting play on an iPod.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjx5_-SPhk0
Creating music is not about WHAT you use to create music, it's about HOW you use it. I think we all agree that a guy hitting play on his iPod and walking away is not being a musician at that moment. I think we also agree that a guy chopping wood, while possibly rhythmic and percussive, is not being a musician either.
When making music, intent matters. That is all. Everything else is technique and equipment to help you create the sound you hear in your head.
Come see my baton LIVE!
I mean, really, are conductors even musicians? Why not just tell the musicians to start playing and walk off?
Wow.... Unbelievable
Do you actually think that a conductor merely walks in off the street into a orchestral rehearsal hall seeking employment and asks"do you want to audition my baton waving style to see if it's cool enough?"
For several decades "DJ" meant one thing. The "wedding DJ" is a modest of evolution of that. We start adding more and we're quickly going off the rails. Then it's time for either a combination of terms or the invention of a new one.
In case it is not clear I am making the point that to the uninitiated, waving a baton has as little to do with making music as fiddling with a laptop does.
In other words, they both have EVERYTHING to do with making music. The ridiculers are merely demonstrating ignorance.
Not liking a genre of music is fine. But to claim that you don't like it because it takes no talent is inexcusable laziness and intellectually dishonest.
This is Orbital "playing their laptop"..
The ridiculers are merely demonstrating ignorance.
A lot of 'wood shedding' does take place on the laptop. Honestly. It took me just as long to competently programme basic software for musical performance as it did for me to be able to play a basic gig. Pressing 'Play' this is not. In fact, I'll put up a couple of examples...
I have an idea of what I want to do, I write a plan, I execute that plan and work with the software to make it happen. Some of the software I write is interactive, some is not. This is an example of software designed for an installation.
c'mon! your software pic belongs in the gear thread, or the 'show us your POV' thread !