Completely out of touch old fart irrelevant opinion - but,

Before you watch these clips, read through the post and decide which entry(s) is least likely to require skill and/or musicianship. Then watch the clips.

This is a drummer. You've probably heard of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9esWG6A6g-k

This is DJ Qbert creating percussion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKD0dJvaPOU

This is a guy playing 99 Red Balloons on ... red balloons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZND9dApFKU

This is Orbital "playing their laptop".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlyjoBBCHU

These are some people hitting play on an iPod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjx5_-SPhk0

Creating music is not about WHAT you use to create music, it's about HOW you use it. I think we all agree that a guy hitting play on his iPod and walking away is not being a musician at that moment. I think we also agree that a guy chopping wood, while possibly rhythmic and percussive, is not being a musician either.

When making music, intent matters. That is all. Everything else is technique and equipment to help you create the sound you hear in your head.
 
Well it wasn't long ago when a particular definition of the word marriage meant one thing.

You do realize that polygamous marriages existed centuries ago, right?
 
Before you watch these clips, read through the post and decide which entry(s) is least likely to require skill and/or musicianship. Then watch the clips.

This is a drummer. You've probably heard of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9esWG6A6g-k

This is DJ Qbert creating percussion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKD0dJvaPOU

This is a guy playing 99 Red Balloons on ... red balloons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZND9dApFKU

This is Orbital "playing their laptop".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlyjoBBCHU

These are some people hitting play on an iPod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjx5_-SPhk0

Creating music is not about WHAT you use to create music, it's about HOW you use it. I think we all agree that a guy hitting play on his iPod and walking away is not being a musician at that moment. I think we also agree that a guy chopping wood, while possibly rhythmic and percussive, is not being a musician either.

When making music, intent matters. That is all. Everything else is technique and equipment to help you create the sound you hear in your head.

That was superbly entertaining, thank you /
 
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Hilarious............and so true..........
 
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Come see my baton LIVE!

I mean, really, are conductors even musicians? Why not just tell the musicians to start playing and walk off?

Wow.... Unbelievable

Do you actually think that a conductor merely walks in off the street into an orchestral rehearsal hall seeking employment and asks "do you want to audition my baton waving style to see if it's cool enough?"
 

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In case it is not clear I am making the point that to the uninitiated, waving a baton has as little to do with making music as fiddling with a laptop does.

In other words, they both have EVERYTHING to do with making music. The ridiculers are merely demonstrating ignorance.

Not liking a genre of music is fine. But to claim that you don't like it because it takes no talent is inexcusable laziness and intellectually dishonest.
 
For several decades "DJ" meant one thing. The "wedding DJ" is a modest of evolution of that. We start adding more and we're quickly going off the rails. Then it's time for either a combination of terms or the invention of a new one.

The term "DJ" has now had multiple meanings longer than it had the one meaning you ascribe to it.

People were using reel to reel machines in New York and Kingston clubs to blend tracks on a dancefloor maybe as far back as the late sixties. At the very least it's been thirty plus years since hip hop DJs hit the mainstream so I dont think a re categorization is particularly necessary when most people already know what is being talked about.
 
In case it is not clear I am making the point that to the uninitiated, waving a baton has as little to do with making music as fiddling with a laptop does.

In other words, they both have EVERYTHING to do with making music. The ridiculers are merely demonstrating ignorance.

Not liking a genre of music is fine. But to claim that you don't like it because it takes no talent is inexcusable laziness and intellectually dishonest.

Ridicule? Ignorance? Now that is funny...
 

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This is Orbital "playing their laptop"..


And thats another aspect of electronic music performance as well. A live PA with several...maybe dozens of MIDI instruments chained together in a full fledged live reproduction of the studio performance. I can still understand how someone ignorant to the process can think there's a bit of Wizard of Oz-ery going on when you see Orbital, or The Chemical Brothers, or Underworld performing. But if they were given a minute behind the stage to see whats actually going on, I think they'd find nothing but respect for those guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-QS9Bd95mg
 
The ridiculers are merely demonstrating ignorance.

I do not believe that this is true. To me, the DAVINCI video demonstrates that the art form has become ridiculous, in the same manner that all previous genres have done before it. Disco, Hair bands, Milli vanilla, Puff Daddy, etc. Some new fad normally comes about to take its place. Sometimes things go retro. It's just how the show goes.
 
I wonder if posts on internet forums should be written as succinctly as possible due to the nature of not being able to detect sarcasm in the written word.

Sorry...back to wood shedding on the laptop before the big gig.
 
A lot of 'wood shedding' does take place on the laptop. Honestly. It took me just as long to competently programme basic software for musical performance as it did for me to be able to play a basic gig. Pressing 'Play' this is not. In fact, I'll put up a couple of examples...

I have an idea of what I want to do, I write a plan, I execute that plan and work with the software to make it happen. Some of the software I write is interactive, some is not. This is an example of software designed for an installation.
 

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A lot of 'wood shedding' does take place on the laptop. Honestly. It took me just as long to competently programme basic software for musical performance as it did for me to be able to play a basic gig. Pressing 'Play' this is not. In fact, I'll put up a couple of examples...

I have an idea of what I want to do, I write a plan, I execute that plan and work with the software to make it happen. Some of the software I write is interactive, some is not. This is an example of software designed for an installation.

c'mon! your software pic belongs in the gear thread, or the 'show us your POV' thread ! :)
 
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