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Old 01-17-2014, 03:25 AM
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Default Can a Mediocre Female Drummer Make a Good Cheese Hostess, Social Worker and Spouse?

The shark has been jumped. That is all.
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Old 01-17-2014, 03:51 AM
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Default Re: Can a Mediocre Female Drummer Make a Good Cheese Hostess, Social Worker and Spouse?

In my world, yes;

As drummer of any reasonable skill, even mediocre, she would know gear and would be able to pick out wonderful birthday and christmas gifts for me :-)

As a social worker, she would be able to teach beginners in half way houses, orphanages or youth centers the basics of beginning drumming which would be an excellent thing for the social workees

I can get my own cheese, so if she is attractive, she could be a fail as a cheese hostess and I would still give a passing mark. Had I been a drummer many years ago before I met my wonderful wife, i would have asked her to start drumming before we got married; pity i did not see the light soon enough. unfortunately she hates drums now so there is no chance
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Old 01-17-2014, 03:54 AM
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No...only being a good spouse is possible
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Old 01-17-2014, 04:27 AM
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The shark has been jumped. That is all.
Now why you gotta be like that and make it a female drummer?
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Old 01-17-2014, 05:12 AM
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Now why you gotta be like that and make it a female drummer?
They make better shark jumpers than men????
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Old 01-17-2014, 05:35 AM
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You guys get cheese hosts? That's not fair at all.
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Old 01-17-2014, 05:35 AM
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They make better shark jumpers than men????
What do you mean? An African or European shark jumper female?
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Old 01-17-2014, 05:37 AM
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You guys get cheese hosts? That's not fair at all.
What a friend we have in cheeses.

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What do you mean? An African or European shark jumper female?
White women can't jump............sharks.
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Old 01-17-2014, 11:50 AM
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Depends on how difficult it is to make a social cheese spouse. A mediocre recipe might help.

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Old 01-17-2014, 01:22 PM
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Of course, multi tasking my friend, multi tasking! Now where's those knee pads -------- :0
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Old 01-17-2014, 04:16 PM
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Made my day to read the title of this one! Had to weigh in before it got locked ;)
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:44 PM
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Thought I'd wedge in my own reply before all these cheese questions curdle my stomach.

On all three accounts: a definite "maybe."
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Old 01-17-2014, 10:03 PM
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..............Cheesus is lard
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Old 01-17-2014, 10:07 PM
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Default Re: Can a Mediocre Female Drummer Make a Good Cheese Hostess, Social Worker and Spouse?

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Made my day to read the title of this one! Had to weigh in before it got locked ;)
this also made my day!

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Of course, multi tasking my friend, multi tasking! Now where's those knee pads -------- :0
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Old 01-17-2014, 10:26 PM
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"Mediocre Female Drummer"?

But surely, all female drummers are ipso facto mediocre, aren't they?

Sometimes they even play a mediocre funky beat, I'm told.
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what is it with cheese and women....?
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Old 01-21-2014, 12:58 AM
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No, my mediocrity is evenly spread through all those things. Consistency is important.
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Old 01-22-2014, 04:52 AM
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Cheese is nice!...............
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Old 01-24-2014, 11:11 AM
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Cheesus pleasus. I'm sure she'll make a good spouse. If nothing else, you can practice beating things with sticks. And vice versa.
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