let's face it, mr krabs is a role model. my first name, unusual, is darr. i am a viking from montana originally, probably a distant relative of thaard. my grandfather's brother had the family tree done back to the 800's...one day when i introduced myself at a large gathering, someone got the bright idea to say darrrrrrrrrr, as in arrgh matey, in his best pirate voice... and within about a second the whole room was growling it like a bunch of pirates and scallywags, really flogging it, and it's happened many times since to the point where i rarely say my name anymore but just growl some pirate thing, at which point everyone growls the pirate version of my name back at me in unison(it could be that my friends and associates don't get out that much). originally i would try to be real rude and say something in my best pirate voice, like "shiver me bunghole"-forgive me- well actually bunghole is a word for the hole in a cask of wine, so get your mind out of the gutter! but more or less, "i want me money", spoken in a good mr. krabs voice, will set the whole thing off as well as any bona fide pirate saying.