Best pro drummer joke you've heard?

Just like the title says. Share your drummer jokes that dont involve us being laughed at in the end!





What does a drummer and a toilet seat have in common?


They spend alot of time with @$$holes!

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Ooops. Sorry bout that. I didnt realise that it would be a big deal... Ah well.

Don't forget about the unwritten rule.
Never bash Ringo!

And:

the title says: "Best drummer Joke you've heard...."

But this one is the dumbest of them all...

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