If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company

Mapex Saturns - They're way out there.


Mapex Saturns - They will run rings around anything.
 
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All my neighbors listen to DDrum WHETHER THEY WANT TO OR NOT

That's actually not half bad! It appeals to something lots of drummers deal with. It may work for every drummer though...
I myslef would not exclude a company with such a slogan. Not that I care for loudness much, but it's original.

I'd make and ad for any drum company that pays me. But my inspiration fails me at the time.
 
There are some good ones here. Should we be copywriting these?
 
I likee dat one!

Why wait

To strike oil in Kuwait

When you can have a Sabian B8

I see you're on a roll too :) ... hmm, not sure we're doing this right. In threads like this aren't we supposed to ignore what everyone else says and just add our own? lol

No time to waste! Make haste for Paiste!

Wuhan ain't no poo pan! (despite what people say)
 
"Most kits only last for so long... Yamaha Phoenix are forever"

Yeah they'll rise from the flames of hell not matter what! They'll never go down, you can't destroy 'em, they'll come back to life and dominate the world muhahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!

Ahem...

*runs away*
 
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