My right shoulder, which has become painful in the last week or two. Ouch.
My right wrist is acting up. I injured it playing squash last week (I swear).
Filtering your daughter's selection from the raft of pizza faced morons is a thankless task, & largely a waste of time. If you really want to make him run, come on to him when he calls round. At that age, few will tackle a real womanHowever, the Incandescence-Inducing Event Du Jour is some snotty little, spotty little ah beng sniffing round my daughter. Watch your step, sonny, or I'll break your legs.
me tooI have no idea why I find this so funny - but I do.
Bummer.My right shoulder, which has become painful in the last week or two. Ouch.
Extra bummer.My right wrist is acting up. I injured it playing squash last week (I swear).
Keep it Simple said:If you really want to make him run, come on to him when he calls round. At that age, few will tackle a real woman
Both should do the trick nicely Horse's head anyone?
Failing that, you can get Mr. Madge to come on to him.
Filtering your daughter's selection from the raft of pizza faced morons is a thankless task, & largely a waste of time. If you really want to make him run, come on to him when he calls round. At that age, few will tackle a real woman
Failing that, you can get Mr. Madge to come on to him.
I think Madge can source the horse but I'll have to do the rest.
I'm pretty hand with a saw and a ninja outfit (to sneak in) so we have the means if necessary. All sorted.
. . .I suppose it's the mental image of you breaking a young man's legs. I have no doubt that it would be vicious and filled with blood-curdling aggression. Possibly with a farrier's hammer. Brilliant.
Nice shoes Madge. . .
Nice shoes Madge
Michigan has a ban on smoking in restaurants that goes back several years. When were you last here?PA still allows smoking in restaurants, eh? I visit Michigan once in a while, and the smoking in restaurants really shocks me every time. It's really weird to me.
Never has a rebuff been so warmly receivedPiss off, darling bestest-evah drummy friend