Excellent article and advice, Bermuda.
It reminds me of an audition that I had years ago for a novelty band that was being put together by a big-name drummer, who was going to be the owner of the project. I'll be leaving his name out, because this story is not flattering.
He said that for the audition I needed to learn "Last Dance with Mary Jane" by Tom Petty. Even if you haven't heard that song in a while, you might remember it as not being all that heavy on the drums.
I'm there for my big moment, playing the song as I learned it from the recording, but with a bit of presence. Before we get to the chorus, this guy calls it and tells everyone to stop. Then he comes over and says those dreaded words.
"Give me those sticks!"
The band starts up again, and he's beating those drums hard. The song is nearly unrecognizable, but he's rather proud of himself. He tells the band to go take a break, and before he throws me out, he hands me a "word of advice" about playing covers.
"NEVER play it like the record. That's g*y." Then, he and his posse turned and walked out of the room, as if they'd shown a loser who's boss.
At the time, I was in shock, not only because I was surprised that this was what he wanted, but also because he never TOLD me what he wanted. He just assumed it, and when I didn't do it, somehow I was wrong.
After the shock wore off, I was glad that I didn't get the gig.
I'll take Bermuda's words of wisdom over THAT guy's assertions any day of the week.