I'll get this round.
A packet of guitar strings please.
"5 6 7 8". - every dancer at my school counts in like this.
"I Loved Whiplash"
"Oh. It's an all day punkathon for charity. A 30 minute set you say? Unpaid you say? 10 minutes between bands you say? Great exposure for the band huh? I gotta bring my breakables you say? Makes it easy you say?....Course I'd love to do it...I love these kinds of gigs guys"
"It's cool, set you beer on my Floor Tom, it's meant to be a table"
I actually liked Whiplash and know of at least one more drummer who also did.