Pixie Dust or whatever the forum members have been smoking that come up with these silly Off Topic Lounge threads.
Something that makes it do this all night long
http://youtu.be/QoFJB1C4vNc
A battery of laser lights? It would go down well with my lounge gig.
A machine that makes genuine US currency.
My wind chimes are maligned enough as it is, without further torture. If they go in the bass drum, so do you, & I'll play The Wombles greatest hits on a loop relentlessly. If you plead with sufficient sincerity, I just might switch to a Kenny G medley once an hourAndy's wind chimes